The Dog’s Bollocks

With pubs closing at an accelerating rate and our freedom to enjoy a few quiet drinks with friends being constantly eroded by government laws, health and safety regulations and the actions of the Political Correctness Police in the ongoing campaign to abolish fun and anything that looks like fun, it is nice to hear of one pub defying the trend.
The Dog’s Bollocks, we hear, is going from strength to strength. Unfortunately its a long way to go for a pint, Pattaya in Thailand in fact.
The pub which boasts that lager louts are welcome bans Arabs, Japanese, Backpackers, Darts and Quizzes.
All of this makes it popular with British tourists on long hall holidays.
They say the food is the dog’s bollocks too. Literally.

2 thoughts on “The Dog’s Bollocks

  1. Did you hear that publicans are in crisis since this smoking ban? Not from lack of punters, but from the now obvious smell of farts.

    One pub chain is proposing to install machines which spray air fresheners, including tobacco-scented spray! Another scent considered is new leather.

    As if there quite enough leather-fetishist bars around as it is.

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