Pilot Scheme For Practical Sex Education Unveiled

Practical sex education courses could be offered in schools in the near future. In a pilot scheme at a school in Nottingham pupils have already been introduced to a stripper who arrived dressed as a police woman, attached a lead and collar to a sixteen year old pupil and led him around the classroom on all fours before whipping him sixteen times on the bottom. She then stripped down to her bra and panties and invited the lucky, er, bemused student to smear cream on her.
A spokesperson for the education authority explained that it was all part of trying to equip the pupils for the adult world. “The chances are that by the time the kids get to eighteen someone will be organising a stripagram for them and we feel it is only fair that the kids have some idea of what to do in situations like this. Obviously the young man selected by the stripper had the more intense experience, suffering the utter humiliation and the outrage at the people responsible, but we feel the others in the class were able to share a valuable experience, not least in refining their repertoire of lewd, licentious behaviour. All in all we think it was a great success and next week we will be taking the Year 11 on a fact finding trip to Amsterdam.”
Well of course I just made all of that up, apart from the bit about the schoolboy, the stripper and the classroom. Apparently his Mum ordered the stripagram with the teachers consent, who was actually going to film it on her mobile phone, but Mum was expecting a man in a gorilla suuit, or so she says. No wonder the country’s in the state it’s in. Bet he doesn’t read and write too well either.

One thought on “Pilot Scheme For Practical Sex Education Unveiled

  1. But what a splendid idea. Teachers are not allowed to beat the crap out of the little shits so it makes sense to call in an S&M queen or B&D mistress and say its preparation for the realities of life beyond school.

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