Ill tell you what I want, what I really really want.
Well tell me what you want, what you really, really want?
I wanna wanna wanna twenty five foot penis.
Dear, ditzy Victoria aka Posh Spice (where would us comedy bloggers be without her?) has done it again. The most lost in showbiz of the Spice Girls could not have gone to lie in a more appropriate place than LALAland, capital of the celebrity culture.
But has California made her madder or has she made Flake City U.S.A. even more out of the loop than it was before?
Asked in an interview how she felt about husband Davids position in the celebritocracy currently being boosted by an advertising campaign in which he is pictured in a pair of guzzies that can only be described as the male equivalent of a Wonderbra Victoria again demonstrated her tenuous grip on reality.
Im proud to see his penis twenty five feet tall, plastered over all these advertising billboards, she said, adding its huge, its massive, if I had a twenty five foot penis I would walk through the streets in my panties to show it off.
Calm down Dicktoria, if you do ever acquire a penis Im afraid you will be very disappointed with the range of actual sizes available.
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