There was a guy on breakfast television yesterday who has had his whole body tattooed with Tiger markings. Tattooed, you understand, no wussy face paint job for him, nothing that would wash off or even fade with time. Face and body tiger-striped all over. What is more hes had cosmetic surgery to mouth and nose to give his face a more tigerlike aspect.
The man, lets call him Tiger Man is an American and is in Britain on a promotional tour. Promoting what? you might well ask. Insanity is a strong possibility. He complained to Phillip Schofield, not perhaps the best choice of interviewer as he had trouble keeping his face straight when dealing with oddballs, that on arriving at Heathrow he had been detained by security for four hours although he had no criminal convictions and no terrorist connections. We think it was simply to give the boys on afternoon shift a chance to get a look. You can imagine the texts going out, gt in a bit rly n brng mobile or cmcrdr, got a rite nutter here. Boyz down the pub wll never believe this.
Tiger mans best mate, who was with him, had had his face and body tattooed all over with yellow and green lizard scales. He had also had his toungue divided and insisted on demontrating lizard like tongue gymnastics to camera. Put me right off my Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes it did.
These people claim they are simply expressing their right to free expression. I say, and I know Ive said it before, Ill expect tp say it again too; When they closed down the mental hospitals and decided to let people like this loose, they had not really thought things through.
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As out hit count falls away its time to start the daily web grab again. here are some of the blogs we commented on today.
You Spin Me Round A witty observation from Iain Dale on the Labour Party Head Offices Music On Hold – and an even wittier comback from Boggart Blog
Naughtie Wishes Dems Good Luck BBC Radio 4 News jockey James Naughtie wished a leading US Democrat “Good Luck” Guido Fawkes sees this as a sign of BBC bias towards the Democrats in the US election. But maybe he was wishing them good luck with a much bigger issue – see the next item.
Obama Served With Elegibility Action Rumours about barak Obama not being a natural born Amertican and thus not elegibie to run for President have been around for some time. But now lawyer and foirmer State of Virginia District Attorney Phillip Berg has filed a suit calling for Obama to prove his elegibility. Interesting.
Convention of the living dead Journalists and bloggers who have drunk the Obama Kool Aid or been sucked into the maelstrom of hysteria are writing as if the election is over. It would be if the Democrats had a half competent candidate.
John McCain Look behind You Who is that looming threateningly over Johnny Mac like nemesis. No its not Barak Obama, its George W Bush