We love a conspiracy theory at Boggart Blog so when I saw a headline:
The Illuminati Murdered Michael Jackson
my eyes nearly popped out of my head with excitement. I mean nothing will ever beat our conspiracy theory that Michael Jackson and Barack Obama are the same person and Jacko had to disappear because the Presidency is too much for Obama without his having to do gigs and molest children and animals as well.
But if anyone could make a reasonably credible case that Michael Jackson was murdered by The Illuminati (cue Carl Orff’s O Fortuna) I mean WOW. I always thought Jackson was just a bubble gum music star, how does that old joke go? What’s got 200 legs and no pubic hair – the front row at a Michael Jackson concert. But clearly I underestimated him. To be murdered by The Illuminati you have to be somebody, not just a bum.
Disappointingly when I read the blog post I found these people were not tongue in cheek piss takers like Boggart Blog. They were deadly serious and were really suggesting that MJ really was murdered by The Illuminati.
Pity really, that conspiracy theory could have been a contender.
And worst of all I could not open their comment thread to leave them a sarky comment. Wonder why? Perhaps The Illuminati have removed it.
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Sir,
while Obama – indeed – acting as Michael Jackson, would have to do gigs and molest children, it is not sure that he would have to molest animals as well – because it is proved fact that Michael Jackson was very appreciative of his audiences and never not even attempted to molest them.
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I think you need to have a chat with Bubbles the Chimp.
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I don’t do research in the Babble Chimp field.
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bubbles doesn’t live in a field, he lives in an enclodure at a chimp sanctuary because he has become violent.
And why has be become violent? Because of what hapopened to him while he lived at Neverland with Whacko Jacko maybe?
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If he became violent I might not “need to have a chat” with him… 🙂
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I would not dream of suggesting you chatted face to face. It could be by intercom with a plate glass barrier between you like in American prisons.
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Ok, with a plate glass barrier inbetween I could try to ask him some questions. But… do you think he understands French? 🙂
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He can converse in French as well as he can in English :))
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you mean converse from Latin convertere, ‘turn about’?
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I meant, in the modern English sense, conduct a dialoguge but as he is a chimpanzee I’m sure he will convertere and show you his bottom.
That’s what chimps do 🙂
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Now I understand. He will show his bottom what means he can only conduct a dialogue in English. 🙂
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American English – have you seen Ace Ventura – Pet Detective?
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no, I haven’t seen it (so many things to see, so little time, you know). Is that something worth seeing, or anything in it worth quoting?
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Well I didn’t like it much apart from the scene where Jm Carrey talks through his arse, but I’m not a Jim Carrey fan (I enjoyed him in The Mask and Dumb and Dumber though) On the other hand my daughter Cleo Hart loved it so maybe its a generational thing. 🙂
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Is this started by Jacko fans convinced that he is some important person (instead of a washed-up head case)
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It certainly is…and draws on the as yet unstubstantiated rumour that Michael Jackson was anti semitic because of a song he wrote called They Don’t Care About Us.
We know the Illuminati are world domination enthusiasts but are they Jewish. Are they really called The Illuminatim? I think not.
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What’s anti semitic about that Jacko song?
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I don’t know, I didn’t listen to it. But the people who think The Illuminati murdered Jacko say there were accusations that it was anti semitic 9they gave a link to another story on their page) and that’s all the evidence we need at Boggart Blog
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Maybe MJ was bumped off by Bubbles. Chimps are often violent. It’s in their nature.
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Yeah, they are inclined to throw turds too. Maybe Bubbles mistook Michawel for a turd – he’s been looking shitty for a while 🙂
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That would be 300 legs.
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OK little miss clever clogs, you have bigger concert halls in Texas :p
Hi BTW
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