This Conspiracy Theory Could Have Been A Contender

We love a conspiracy theory at Boggart Blog so when I saw a headline:

The Illuminati Murdered Michael Jackson

my eyes nearly popped out of my head with excitement. I mean nothing will ever beat our conspiracy theory that Michael Jackson and Barack Obama are the same person and Jacko had to disappear because the Presidency is too much for Obama without his having to do gigs and molest children and animals as well.

But if anyone could make a reasonably credible case that Michael Jackson was murdered by The Illuminati (cue Carl Orff’s O Fortuna) I mean WOW. I always thought Jackson was just a bubble gum music star, how does that old joke go? What’s got 200 legs and no pubic hair – the front row at a Michael Jackson concert. But clearly I underestimated him. To be murdered by The Illuminati you have to be somebody, not just a bum.

Disappointingly when I read the blog post I found these people were not tongue in cheek piss takers like Boggart Blog. They were deadly serious and were really suggesting that MJ really was murdered by The Illuminati.

Pity really, that conspiracy theory could have been a contender.

And worst of all I could not open their comment thread to leave them a sarky comment. Wonder why? Perhaps The Illuminati have removed it.

More humour every day at Boggart Blog

Jacob Rothschild Says Putin “A Traitor To The New World Order”

Jacob Rothschild, patriarch of the megarich banking family, and a leading proponent of the drive to create a global authoritarian government made up of people drawn from the corporate and financial elite, has accused Russian president Vladimir Putin of being a “traitor to the New World Order”. Evidence we have suggests the elitist conspiracy sees Russia as an obstacle that must be removed before its plan for a global government can be completed

and don’t forget all the other Greenteeth Multi Media pages…
Greenteeth Multi Media
Greenteeth Comedy Pages
A Tale Told By An Idiot
Ian at Authorsden

22 thoughts on “This Conspiracy Theory Could Have Been A Contender

  1. Sir,
    while Obama – indeed – acting as Michael Jackson, would have to do gigs and molest children, it is not sure that he would have to molest animals as well – because it is proved fact that Michael Jackson was very appreciative of his audiences and never not even attempted to molest them.


    • It certainly is…and draws on the as yet unstubstantiated rumour that Michael Jackson was anti semitic because of a song he wrote called They Don’t Care About Us.

      We know the Illuminati are world domination enthusiasts but are they Jewish. Are they really called The Illuminatim? I think not.


      • I don’t know, I didn’t listen to it. But the people who think The Illuminati murdered Jacko say there were accusations that it was anti semitic 9they gave a link to another story on their page) and that’s all the evidence we need at Boggart Blog


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