What topics do we think might come up in the post coital conversation of a Liberal Democrat MP and business & enterprise spokesman and a lady who models underwear for a living?
The pernicious use of size zero clothes models in advertising and its derogatory effect on profits in the food industry perhaps? Or maybe the possibility of a hung parliament enabling the Lib Dems to force some of their policies into law as the price for propping up a minority government. What about planning for the end of the world as a result of an asteroid strike in 2012.
Yes you guessed it folks, todays big news is Lembit Opik has a new girfriend. Katie Gree is as pretty and much curvier than his cheeky girl, a proper lady in fact as one would wish a bra model to be. See the lovely Katie with the less than lovely Lembit here then ask yourselves boys, how does he do it?
The only reason we can think of is he can touch his eyebrows with his tongue.
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