Nike Stands By Its Tiger As Porn Star Alleges Affair With Woods

The thunder of stampeding feet shows no sign of decreasing in volume as the stampede of sponsors running away from Tiger Woods continues. Latest blow for the Tiger Woods brand image came when a porn star who alleges she had an affair with the world’s No. 1 golfer and most prodigious shagger of 2009. Joslyn James, pictured here, the tenth woman in two weeks who claims she had intimate knowledge of the shaft Tigers of Tigers No1. Iron spoke of tender and sensitive lovemaking with Tiger. We should not place two much faith in this testimony to Tiger’s skills in the bedroom bunker as Joslyn had only ever screwed plumbers with ridiculous moustaches before.

The sponsors that have dumped Woods include soft drinks manufacturers, management consultancies and financial services firms. One sponsor determined to stand by Tiger is Nike, the company named after the Greek goddess of victory. Phil Knight, founder and CEO of Nike, the sports clothing company famed for paying kids in the third world 10 pence an hour to make it’s expensive sports shoes that people like Tiger Woods were paid fortunes to endorse said of the billionaire golfers career meltdown, “When Tiger’s career is over people will look back on these few weeks as a minor blip.”

What does he mean “when Tiger’s career is over?” Isn’t the word ‘when’ redundant?

To show how solid its support for Tiger is they should perhaps change their slogan from ‘Just do it’ to ‘Just do her.’

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12 thoughts on “Nike Stands By Its Tiger As Porn Star Alleges Affair With Woods

  1. It seems, as we expected, that Tiger is not only the greatest golfer but Shagger no 1 too.Time Magazine has a new hero for its cover.Picture Tiger on the cover holding a wood saying: If you need a wood call me.

    No doubt he was asked by Gillette to try out their Mach 3 turbo powered by batteries as (don’t look at me), it makes a perfect mini-vibrator. Horny, lonely ladies should investigate.

    One of his lovers, Sharon Uchitel, is pictured in a bikini in the Daily Mail–she makes Pamela Anderson seem boring. No wonder Tiger felt he had to use a wood on her.Great one Ian.

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