Wossy’s Wife Very Very Drunk?

Today, not being a regular subscriber any more, I bought The Guardian as they always have the best April Fool story. My quid was well rewarded as this year’s election related April Fool was a cracking good yarn about Labour and Gordon Brown’s election strategy Gratifying to see also a few jokes from Boggart Blog’s recent “Gordfellas” story finding their was into it. Much more of that and we will be believing the boast that our humble blog is the most influential media organisation in the entire nation.

Another item caught my eye in the paper though, a story about the writing career of Jane Goldman, wife of Jonathan Ross and a woman whose monstrous breasts could easily have inspired the remake of Clash Of The Titans.

One thing Ms. Goldman said that made me do a quick double take was that she did not marry Ross because she was attracted by his wealth and fame.

In that case it could only have been because she was very very drunk.

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