Boggart Blog’s Conspiracy theories desk hasd this morning been inindated with theories about the death of Osame bin Laden: His body was disposed of at sea because he was killed by the Godfather in a dispute about who controls the Olive Oil trade, He is not dead but alive and well and living in Jordan’s bra and most frequently that he has been dead for years and recent sightings of him were as an extra in Chanel 5’s Zombie series the walking dead.
Boggart Blog can reveal however that we have received an e – mail from the headquarters of Al Quaeda, sent from the mail box of Osama bin Laden himsel:
From: ossy59@ teerorattacks-r-us.com
Date: 110502 Time: 1243.17
I’m not dead, I’m getting better.