A new plan being mooted by government, the medical professions and those incurable altruists Big Pharma would see a polypill containing aspirin, calcium channel blockers and statins (the arse dribble drug) being given to everybody over 50. By force if necessary.
We’ve been here before:
The Misery Pill, Obesity, Depression and Arse Dribble
The certainty of arse dribble
Calorie Offsetting: Why get fat when you can pay a poor person to do it for you
Do Diet Pills Work? It’s the Arse Dribble, Stupid