Over in the good ol’ US of A, Barmy Barry Bammy’s administration was making a big thing this week of the fact that 80,000 new jobs were created in October, pretending this showed the economy was looking up. Like our government when they state numbers of “new” jobs created they do not set against it old jobs lost.
Still there is an upside to America’s massive unemployment problem: it is spawning jokes. Have a look at these I shamelessly nicked from a contributor at http://www.gather.com (I’d link him but gather puts it’s content behind a membership wall which is a pain in the arse. So hat tip to Bert B, he’s quite happy to let me use these jokes collected from around the web)
The recession in the USA has hit everybody really hard My buddy got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they cant afford batteries.
CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I met a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked Insufficient Funds, you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their childrens names.
A friend had an exorcism but couldnt afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Obama was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., he called the Suicide Hotline. He got a call centre in Pakistan, and when he told them he was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if he could drive a truck.