A report in a US fashio mag says Elle McPherson has been replaced as “The Body” by someone called Karlie Kloss, a 19 year old
bag of bones fashion model who is borderline anorexic and a bit minging.
Now bearing in mind the lovely, slender but shapely Elle is 47 you might think this is not surprising. Bur is Ms Kloss relly about to take over as the fuel of teenage fantasies. As Harry Hill would say, there’s only one way to find out. HAVE A FIGHT!
Above top: Karlie Kloss Above: Elle McPherson
It’s not the fact that Karlie is pulling a funny face that turns me off, it’s the sticky out bones. Give me a proper lady with curves. As I have always said there is something very twisted about the fashion industry.