Potty Training forSwansea University students

We knew the dumbing down policy of the past twenty five years had succeeded in dumbing down pupils in the educations system a very long way but this story suggests things have gone a tad too far.

We learned today that potty training is having to be provided for students at Swansea University. Not, thankfully, as a degree course butfor reasons of basic hygiene.

You think I jest? Cop a look at this latest visual aid for use of dyslexic students who are taken short.

toilet-trained-students

Now those irate public service union members who viciously attaked Boggart Blog when we suggested something similar was needed on the backs of toilet doors in government and local council office can eat their words (along with anything they might have left on the toilet seat. The public sector is second only to MacDonalds in recruiting new graduates.

This post is dedicated to my Uncle Bob who in WW2 was a bomb aimer on Lancaster Bombers.

2 thoughts on “Potty Training forSwansea University students

  1. Excellent guide for those used to Middle East toilets. With that hole in the floor you have no choice to squat (good for the muscles too), and you just dump (or ‘dump’) everything down the hole. No place for sanitary items–hole again. Problem with a lot of these toilets is there is no toilet paper and few have sprays!

    One nice touch: they have foot grips(?) showing you where to put your feet. Where you put your hands God only knows.

    Out of deference for our Middle Eastern Swansea students I have not suggested what should take the place of toilet paper. I always take the Sunday Times when I go.

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