Dolphins deserve to be treated as non-human “persons”, with their rights to life and liberty respected, scientists meeting in Canada have been told.
The conference, attebded by
a bunch of worthless tax eaters who specialise is dreaming up increasingly crazy ways of wasting taxpayers money academics and experts in philosophy, conservation and animal behaviour wantUnited Nation support for a Declaration of Human Rights for Cetaceans.
They believe dolphins and whales are sufficiently intelligent to justify the same ethical considerations as humans.
All we at Boggart Blog know is that the average amoeba is more intelligent than all the effing academics at this conference
Science has shown that individuality – consciousness, self-awareness – is no longer a unique human property. That poses all kinds of challenges. Profesor Waddac Hunt, PhD Fuckwitted: Hippie Ideas and Politically Correct Idiocy, University of California.
The questions Boggart Blog would like to put to these morons, if the can get their heads out of their scientific arses long enough to listen are:
When were they elected by marine mammals to speak on behalf of cetatians?
Have Dolphins ever asked for equal rights with humans?
Will Dolphons be prepared to pay tax on the fish they consume to pay for protecting their human rights or will the financial burden fall on us poor human taxpayers.
When Lions and Tigers get human rights will it include the right to eat people.
Will human rights for hermaphoditic lower life forms include the right to same sex marriage.
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