Da-da da-da da-da da-da da-da da-da da-da da-da Bat Flu

Our world was not turned upside down this moring by a story reporting a new health threat that could kill tens of millions millions hundreds of thousands thousands a few people worldwide.

“For the first time, scientists have found evidence of flu in bats, reporting a never-before-seen virus whose risk to humans is unclear. “

Bat Flu? Will it be as dangerous and Bird Flu and Swine Flu which both caused mass hyestreria in medical science, the health professions and the political establishment and the symptoms of which caused massive swelling of Big Pharma’s profits.

Both were treated with indifference by the public of course, and being pissed off by the lack of fear and panic they engendered both these mass killers went away without disrupting the life of the nation.

Will Bat Flu be any different? Well it seems to us very much like a disease we reported a few years ago. And back then, despite a big furore in some parts of the world, nobody died.

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6 thoughts on “Da-da da-da da-da da-da da-da da-da da-da da-da Bat Flu

  1. The medical companies do this to sell more Tamiflu which has so many side effects it’s not worth taking. It sold in the millions during the over-rated bird flu crisis.
    They say the bats in Egypt sleep in the tombs so we don’t see that many. I suppose we could call them tomb bats or howardi carteri.


  2. Yes indeedee, if worst comes to the worst they could get Batman to volunteer for research to find the antidode and get it into vaccine form just in the nick of time to save the good folk of Gotham City.
    Equally ficticious (again) is likely to be any pharma-sponsored “bat flu” scaremongering put about through their global network of bought-off ‘scientists’.
    ps ta for the da da plug 😉


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