Not being in the mood for doing anything today on account of my back giving me gyp and with the rest of the Boggart Blog team having abandoned the office because they had sensible stuff to do, I offer you the news reported in The Daily Mash that Britain is now an offocial dystiopia
Here’s a preview of the story:
THE arrival of televisions that can spy on you means Britain is now a fully-qualified dystopia.
As it emerged that TVs containing cameras and microphones have hit shops, experts confirmed this was the final element in the country’s descent into a place ‘where everything is unpleasant or bad’.
Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: “In determining whether a country is a proper dystopia, we use something called the Orwell-Huxley-Dick Scale. It measures nightmarishness.
“It takes into account things like paranoia, evilness of government, lack of privacy, creepiness of technology and the amount of …
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