New Slogan Shows G4S Ready For Olympics

There has been a lot of criticism of G$S over the weekend after the admission that some personnel hired to privide outsourced coppering services at the pointless vanity project great sporting festival could not speak English.

The management of G4S have hit back at critics, insisting all security officers in public facing roles have been thoroughly vetted.

The firm then proudly announced its committment to total security by having the team leader of its newly formed terrorist – watch squad, Ibrahim Bin Laden, hold a scimitar aloft and shout out the new corporate slogan “Death to the infidel.”

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