via the wonderful Anna Raccoon:
This is a text sent by an Oxford University student to his dear old Dad this week, sent in the wake of a rather high profile court case.
Leave me alone, you have no place in my life and no right to be proud. Its irritating that you dont seem to take the point. You are such an autistic piece of s**t. Dont contact me again, you make me feel sick.
All together now, Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!