So the Lib Dems held on in Eastleigh which shows we’re not ready for our Beppe Grillo moment yet.
Even in victory Nick Clegg managed to look like a wombat with piles while David Cameron looked like the prettier but smellier end of a dyspeptic warthog. This does not bode well for the weekend’s news.
Here are a few questions to ponder while we try to make something up.
Why does the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why don’t you ever see the headline: “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
Why do Doctors call what they do “practice”?
Why do you have to click on “Start” to stop ‘Windows’?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why isn’t there mouse flavoured cat food?