Shortage Of Virgins Threatens To Cause A Crisis In Spain

As if they hadn’t enough problems in Spain already, what with the debt crisis, membership of the Euro preventing devaluation,the failure of their great green experiment failing to keep the lights on, unemployment above 25% and even cockney crooks quitting the Costa del Crime like rats deserting a sinking ship, the last think they need is a shortage of Virgins.

Every Spaniard likes his extra virgin, the one he married is never enough. And what with economic problems and last year’s drought there just aren’t enough virgins around for a Spaniard to have as many as he needs.

Or accept a p[roduct that has been well blended.

Global shortage of Extra Virgin

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