Brazilian Pastor Arrested For Convincing Followers His Penis Contained Holy Milk

Brazilian Evangelical Christian Pastor Valdeci Sobrino Picanto has been arrested after convincing followers of his ‘mission’ that his penis contained holy milk.,

“He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful into believing these foolish lies by using the name of the Holy Spirit”, one of his victims told Brazilian prosecutors .

The criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of “sacred milk”. This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and, of course, he had to release into the mouths of those seeking his blessing in order for them to receive the Holy Spirit and be saved.

The same witness told the Brazilian Press “He convinced us that God could only enter our bodies through our mouths which is why we would do what he asked. Often after worship Pastor Valdeci would take us to where the finds are kept as the back of the church and tell us to have oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit came.”

The pastor is now in jail, he said after being sentenced he intends to continue spreading the Holy Spirit via his sacred milk among other inmates.

You just couldn’t make this stuff up.

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