Chicken Refuses To Shit Diamonds

Claire Lennon of Berkshire is a nutter. She is prepared to wait eight years to recover a £300 diamond ear ring after it was swallowed by her pet chicken Sarah. As Sarah refuses to shit the ear ring (understandably perhaps, it’s a cockerel and so must resent being called Sarah) Claire is prepared to wait ’til the bird gets old and dies.

Vets say the jewel, which was given to Miss Lennon by her partner Adam de Marco, is trapped inside Sarah’s stomach and an operation to retrieve it could put the bird’s life in danger. (Boggart Blog says it’s a chicken FFS)

Miss Lennon said: “The vet said he could operate to recover the earring, but that might kill Sarah, which would devastate our six-year-old daughter Mia, who dotes on the chicken so we’ll have to wait till Sarah gets old and dies, we are probably looking at another eight years before I get my earring back.”

(Claire my love, trust me on this, to a six year old one chicken looks very much like another, buy a lookalike and consider this weeks Sunday roast is sorted.)

Honestly, what’s wrong with people these days? Isn’t like complicated enough without creating problems.


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