What’s The Point Of G20 If The Children Will; Not Play Nicely Together

The G20 summit in St Petersburg should be hoding in depth discussions about global issues like Mutually Assured Destruction if America attacks Syria and Russia responds, Bee Apocalypse, Unemployment in the west, Hunger in the southern hemisphere, Same Sex Marriage, Miley Cyrus dry humping Keith Lemon and what to do in the event of an alien invasion. Instead they are faffing about like adolesecent girls, stamping their feet, saying “OMG” and discussing who is not talking to whom ever again, innit?

Barack Obama is throwing the mother of all hissy fits and not talking to Vladimir not only for granting political asylum to NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden but for thwarthing Obama’s desire to prove he’s The Man by bombing Syria. Obama has also said David Cameron and Angela Merkel are sooo not kewl because they refused to help him bomb Syria. Despite the urgency of the crisis over Syria Obama found time to give Francoise Hollande a quick hand job as a thank you for the Crapaud’s loyalty.

Obama reaches dow to give Hollande a Barclays Bank

Mr Obama is nothing if not egomaniacal and becomes very vindictive when anyone publicly disagrees with him (if they privately disagree with him they just go on his kill list.) He cancelled private meetings with Putin and our own Dave after the Prime Minister allowed Britain’s democratic process to withhold approval for British involvement in whatever military action the Americans are planning against Syria over the alleged use of chemical weapons. As several other G20 nations have followed the United Nations lead and deferred joining Obama’s latest war the the Third World, fearing it will turn into The Third World War.

Instead the U.S. president is entertaining French President Francois Hollande, who suddenly finds himself in the unexpected position of being elevated from his former status as the leader of a country of cheese-eating surrender monkeys to Bammy’s bestest friend in the world ever and prospective fall guy when the UN weapons inspectors report that eith the poison gas was used by Syrian rebels or US / Israeli agents provocateur.

As for Mr Cameron, though nobody is talking to him it seems, his presence in St Petersburg is not entirely pointless. ”

According to Press reports he intends to raise with Putin not Syria and the Middle East but …. gay rights! God to know someone in the G20 has got their priorities right.

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