Mrs Balls Talks Bollocks

Some of my readers think Labour Shadow home Secretary Yvette Cooper (Mrs. Ed. Balls) is a potential future Prime Minister (or maybe a former future Prime Minister now). I have never rated her but as previously acknowledged I am very shallow when it come to female politicians and the only two I do rate are lovely Caroline Flint:

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or lovlier French Gaullist Rachida Dati:

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Against those two Yvette Cooper looks like a transsexual Kenneth Williams tribute act.

Yvette Cooper - transexual Kenneth Williams tribute act

Ms. Cooper has been talking to the Labour Party Conference about labour’s plans to reform sex education in schools (because Labour has its priorities right, fuck English, Mathematics, History, Georgaphy, Music, Art and the rest, teaching the little darlings how to do pervy sex must come first.) Here’s a little of what she had to say:

“That is why a Labour government will make sure there is updated sex and relationship education for boys and girls, with zero tolerance of violence at its core. And we will make it compulsory too.”

Hmm, zero tolerance of violence? Not so long ago Labour’s current deputy leader and likely head of the Politically Correct Though Police, Harriet Harperson was amending her equalities bill to make it OK for Muslim men to beat their wives (because we have to accommodate multiculturalism dontcha know)

So which is it to be from a future Labour government? Zero Tolerance in the accepted sense, or zero tolerance unless you are in one of those minorities whose votes Labour depend on.

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3 thoughts on “Mrs Balls Talks Bollocks

  1. Leave off, young Thorpe! I have a soft spot for Yvette, I think she’s actually quite cute and by her ability to give it to Osborne straight from across the chamber and deal with her party Whips; would make a delightful cross-party dominatrix.

    btw There’s definitely something of the night about Miss C. Flint, maybe an even better candidate for Miss Whiplash 2013.

    btw2 I see your favorite Euro politician got in again Ian, and by a veritable ‘lardarseslide’!
    Definite L :)) L that one

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