Former government minister Lord Deben, chairman of the Committee on Climate Change and the money grubbing hypocrite formerly known as John Selwyn Gummer, has condemned the media for seeking to balance climate change Warmageddon fearmongers with sceptics.
His Lordship warned that climate sceptics were given too much coverage, and said the media should recognise that a balanced report should recognise that he and his trougher mate Tim Yeo hope to make shitloads of money from their investments in renewables companies.
Evidence in favour of climate change is so strong, said the man who in the 1990s addled his brain eating too many burgers made from BSE infected cows, that it could be compared to evidence linking smoking to cancer (Scottish court rules smoking does not cause cancer) or evidence that the Moon Landing was not staged.
Well there is evidence that the moon landings were staged HERE, HERE, and HERE … and also plenty of counter evidence they weren’t. What I want to know is if those guys really did walk on the moon how come they never talked about meeting The Clangers? As with God, you believe what you choose, personally I don’t give a shit. Man’s greatest achievement? Eff off, assuming it is genuine we spent all that money to learn the moon is made of rocks and dust rather than cheese.
Deben (hang on, isn’t that the name of the guy in Naked Gun films too) said: When youre discussing the science of climate change, you really shouldnt go off to Australia because you couldnt find another person who had some scientific credentials to appear because you feel youve got to have that balance.
“I just think youve got to recognise that balance has to have some rationality within it.
And we think you have to recognise that Lord Deben is not the right man to talk about rationality and balance.