Meat Will Only Be For The Elite If Leftie Scientists Get Their Way

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How many times have we told you, people who try to give themselves authority by saying “I’m a scientist,” are usually sociopathic Nazi sympathisers who should be rounded up and sent to labour camps to spend the rest of their days shovelling shit. What else can we do with people who hate humanity so much they would deny us all pleasures and yet claim that their caste have a monopoly on virtue and wisdom (despite evidence to the contrary.)

Taxing meat for climate change (The Toronto Sun)

‘The roast you had over the holidays in 2013 may have been your last.

“If some scientists get their way, meat all over the world could be taxed. It might soon be a delicacy only the rich can afford.

And not just foie gras, kobe beef and Scottish Venison. Common meats that are the staple of many regular families’ meals will be taxed beyond the reach of people on ordinary incomes too.

Seven scientists have authored an analysis for Nature Climate Change magazine that argues for regulation against livestock.’ They’re concerned by ruminant farts. Grazing livestock fart and create emissions. Watch out sheep, cattle and goats – there is waning tolerance for your flatulent ways.

According to the UN, this accounts for 14.5% of all human-related greenhouse gases in the world. That’s also the single largest human-related source in the world.”

Boggart Blog says FFS where do these people get off? Being blamed for another person’s farts is one thing, being blamed for an animal’s farts is quite another. Or as King Lear might have said:

Blow, wind, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!
You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
Till you have gliffed our farmers, gassed the cocks!
You sulphurous and thought-executing farts,
Vaunt-couriers to butt-cleaving thunderbolts,
(slightly paraphrased from King Lear, Act 3 Scene 2, W. Shakespeare)

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