Ve Haff Vays Of Making You Eat Cous Cous

They’ve banned booze and ciggies, they’ve banned salt, sugar, sex (unless it’s with someone of the same gender) and not the politically correct lefties who yearn for the day when Gauleiter Bollocks is running the country are banning snacks. Cheesy snacks, mini cheddars to be precise.

Drunk with power the lefties and bansturbators are trampling our freedom to eat tasty shite. In their Utopian vision we are only being right on if we eat bland, boring food, cous cous, lentils and quorn for example.

Why else would they have done this.

“A six-year-old boy suspended for having a packet of Mini Cheddars in his lunchbox has now been expelled from school.

Das Is Verboten. Source:

Riley Pearson was suspended for four days last Wednesday from Colnbrook CofE Primary School in Berkshire, after teachers found the packet of snacks in his lunchbox.

He had been due to return to school on Tuesday, but his parents say that both Riley and his four-year-old brother have now been permanently excluded because of the row over what he eats for lunch.”

Now you might think you would rather eat surstromming from a shit shovellers salopette than mini cheddars and I might agree with you but for those who can’t afford caviar on matzos for their snacks what’s wronmg with Cheddars.

Apart maybe from the fact that Labour activist headmistress Miss Lesby does not approve of little boys eating stuff they like. There are many foods more damaging to children’s health than mini cheddars. And most of them are included in that Mockney twat Jamie Oliver’s healthy school dinners.l

Read more on this story from The Independent

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