A few years ago on American blog sites there was a thing going round with the label “You know you’re a redneck when …”
Things that came up were along the lines of “You know you’re a redneck when your lawn has more scrap cars than your wife has teeth”.
Or “You know you’re a redneck when your sister is your aunt.” (Could equally apply to people from Norfolk of course.)
One certain redneck identifier however is the ability to find really creative ways to use that old pick up truck that has been in the yard for years because you never got round to fixing it up (well brewing up crystal math just eats up so much time)
I think this one takes the prize …
And what a great way to utilize a spare tarp.