The Person Next To You Could Be A Vampire. Vampires Are Real Says Professor

Britain has ?subculture? of 15,000 vampires, says Dr Emyr Williams, a psychology lecturer at Glyndwr University in Wrexham.

A psychology lecturer at a British university claims the UK’s vampire population of some 15,000 vampires and is carrying out an scientific study of their lifestyles. Could there be any substance in what he says? Read to the end of the article to find out.

Dr Williams, a senior lecturer at the north Wales university, wants to discover more about Britain’s vampire subculture, following the surge in popularity of films and TV shows about vampires. Now hand on all you sciencehead types, this bloke is a scientist and a university lecturer so he can’t be wrong can he?

Well you people have told be often enough scientists are very clever people and the only reason some of their work seems ridiculous to me is because I’m not clever enough to understand how science works.

The thing is my career was in business so I understand how people’s minds work and I didn’t get where I am today without recognising a con when I see one. In my not so humble opinion this guy is scamming the dumb fucks who run the University of Usedtobeapoly (Wrexham branch) for research grants.

The professor says vampires are not a myth but live and breathe a set of laws and ethics while meeting regularly all over the world, including the UK.

He is carrying out what is believed to be the first online academic survey in the UK of people who say they are vampires aimed at gaining a better understanding of vampirism.

Dr Williams said that while plenty of work has been done on the phenomenon of vampirism before, it has never really been approached from an academic perspective?.

Where the professor is finding his vampires he does not say, but we have an idea where the research is focused thanks to this archive picture of a former Prime Minister:

tony blair vampire?
Easy to recognise despite the fangs and reptillian tongue

He’s not the only suspect of course, Boggart Blog would cheack out the whole of the Westminster political community. After all WTF other reason could they have for wanting to let all those Transylvanian virgins into the country? Self interest is paramount as usual.

Help for humourless lefty who will want to yell “Monsterism”: See, the joke here is that the big row in the Euro elections campaign was over how many Romania migrants we should let into the country. Now we all know that politicians like vampires are parasites (bloodsuckers). and Transylvania is a region of Romania where vampire are said to come from. Geddit?

2 thoughts on “The Person Next To You Could Be A Vampire. Vampires Are Real Says Professor

  1. The mad prof’s probably got a tom(b)e in the pipeline on the bloody subject. Search ‘The Highgate Vampire’ and see how easy it’s done.
    The joker, er author, was some local academic nut job who also took the subject very seriously and with a straight face promoted his tom(b)e with talks on the legend of a 250 year old vampire previously reputed to be holed-up in Highgate cemetary.
    The tom(b)e has a happy ( by vampire standards ) ending however; the wretched creature gets trapped and staked “with love” by the author one moonless night near Karl Marx’s plot.
    Too funny!!

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    • Confirms once again that I am right to have a big beef with the University System, I don’t mind vampires stories but somebody is giving this arse OUR money for passing such peurile shit off as research.

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