Meanwhile On Another Planet

Obama: ‘The World Is Less Violent Than It Has Ever Been’

There are those who say Barack Hussein Obama is not qualified to serve as U.S. President because by his own admission he is a Keynan British citizen by birth and thus an illegal alien. There are others who say “Stuff that, the guy is so out of touch with what’s going in he must be an Extra Terrestrial alien. Yesterday as news feeds were buzzing with news of the civil war in Iraq, the civil war in Syria, US troops under attack by Taliban fighters in Afghanistan, drone strike on villages in Pakistan’s tribal lands, riots in Brazil, the latest Boko Haram outrages in Nigeria, Many people killed by Islamic militants in Central African Republic, more Ukrainians killed in skirmishes between troops loyal to Kiev and pro Russian separatists and assorted bust ups, shoot ups, punch ups and cock ups around the world,the Rent Boy President told Tumblr users that the world has never been less violent or more tolerant than it is right now.

“You guys are fed a lot of cynicism every single day about how nothing works and big institutions stink and government is broken. And so you channel a lot of your passion and energy into various private endeavors.

But this country has always been built both through an individual initiative, but also a sense of some common purpose. And if there’s one message I want to deliver to young people like a Tumblr audience is, don’t get cynical. Guard against cynicism.

I mean, the truth of the matter is that for all the challenges we face, all the problems that we have, if you had to be — if you had to choose any moment to be born in human history, not knowing what your position was going to be, who you were going to be, you’d choose this time.

The world is less violent than it has ever been. It is healthier than it has ever been. It is more tolerant than it has ever been. It is better fed then it’s ever been. It is more educated than it’s ever been.”

Well either those conspiracy theorists who say he’s an Extra terrestrial are right … or he’s been overdoing it with the crack pipe again. Or maybe he was once abducted by The Borg who sliced his head open and replace his brain with an alien unit as this photographic evidence suggests:

Obama scar
If Obama’s brain has not been tampered with by members of an advanced race, WTF is that scar all about?

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