There are conspiracy theories and there are ‘conspiracy theories’. While we like the conspiracy theories that seem whacky but will one day be revealed as truth (i.e. Big Pharma and The Government are conspiring to make us take useless drugs like aspirin for the sole purpose of swelling corporate profits), others are not really about conspiracies but rather are the ravings of nutters.
Of the latter type, probably the craziest is the one that claims members of Europe’s old aristocracies including our own Royal Family, along with wealthy bankers and financiers are members of a satanic cannibal cult. Our Dear Old Queen (God bless her) a cannibal? Utterly ludicrous.
So where did anyone get an insane notion such as this:
European Royals Killing Naked Children For Fun At Human Hunting Parties?
This is one in a series of articles taken from eyewitness testimony before the International Common Law Court of Justice in Brussels. Five international judges are examining evidence of child rape, torture, murder and kidnapping allegedly done by global elite members of the Ninth Circle Satanic Child Sacrifice Cult network. Regular Ninth Circle child sacrifices were said to take place in the catacombs of Catholic Cathedrals, the Vatican, on private estates and groves and government military bases in Belgium, Holland, Spain, Australia, Ireland, France, England and the US. At least 34 child mass grave sites were identified in Ireland, Spain and Canada and refused excavation by the respective governments, Crown of England and Catholic Church. Named as present in Ninth Circle activities were Pope Francis, former Pope Ratzinger;Anglican, United Church of Canada and Catholic Church officials including Cardinals; members of European royalty including Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip; officials of the Canadian, Australian, UK and US military and governments including the USAs CIA, plus prominent government ministers, judges, politicians and businessmen from the US, Belgium, Holland, Canada, Australia, France, Ireland and the UK.
Teens were drugged, stripped naked, raped, hunted down in the woods and killed by European royals according to this weeks latest eyewitness to testify before the International Common Law Court of Justice in Brussels. The woman was the fourth eyewitness to give accounts about these human hunting parties of the global elite Ninth Circle Satanic Child Sacrifice Cult network. A former member of the Netherlands criminal drug syndicate known as Octopus testified that victims were obtained for these human hunting parties from juvenile detention centers in Belgium and Holland.
See what we mean, totally insane. unfortunately we have to hold up our hands and admit that the idea of the elite hunting humans might have come from this blog. Back in 2009 one of our contributors produced a recording on what he claimed was the real Queen’s speech, the things the monarch wanted to say before she was censored by politicians. And we would never question the integrity of our contributors.
Here’s an extract from a transcript of the original recording made by Her Maj. created using voice to text software (so some of the spellings are phonetic)
“Do you knay subjects and lackeys, evereah yeah I hev to say all this shite about policies and plans? who writes this nonsense. Renewable energeagh, tax cuts, its the same evereagh yeah and nothing changes. If this is mai Government like what it is supposed to be, I’m heving mai ideas made law. I want something done abite the ban on fox hunting. And I dont want that miserable fakker Brine as Prime Ministair anaygh mare, I quaite liked Bleagh, his ears were rartheagh amusing, they took on a life of their own when he became excited. But Brine is miserable, he hates Corgis and his wife does not hev a comedy mithe.”
“Nigh Aym the Queen and ay do not care for the way things are being done. Fairstleah, Ay want a proper Prime Ministair who owns a Grise Moor. We have not had a grice moor owning Prime Ministair since Lord Hume. It was traditional then that after ay got this poxy Queens Speech business ovair with, it’s the only part of the job which I realleagh hate, once it was ite of the way highever the Prime Ministair would invite ones husband and one to his grise moor for a few days shooting. It made all this worthwhile.” (full post here)
… and from later in the speech the really significant part …
“Once we hev a Prime Ministair who owns a grise moor my government will repeal the legislation that bans foxhunting. Its jolly undemocratic you know, not one of my family agreed with it so how did it become law. Where is the democresay in thet? I know a lot of you think foxes are rather cute and cuddly, so from consideration for your feelings we tried hunting chavs but they are neither so quick nor cunning as foxes. Nobody complained but it was just not the same.”
Now originally we release the recording of The Queen (who sounded remarkably like Mrs. T. doing her impression of Maggie Smith in The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie) but as it was hard to embed audio in this site at the time Boggart Blog readers had to make do with a text version. The podcast site disappeared and we lost track of our mp3 file.
We did not repost the file but it seems quite feasible that someone picked it up and interpreted it literally. So if you hear anyone accusing The Royal Family of satanism and cannibalism, just tell them it was Boggart Blog trying to raise a few laughs.
Europe’s elite enjoying the spectacle of a chav hunt