Oxford University Bans All Things Pig Related In Support Of Free Speech

Je Suis Charlie says Oxford University and immediately their Cowards College publishing arm shows solidarity with Charlie Hebdo’s defence of free speech by chickening out and banning from their publications all references to anything pig or pork related.

bacon - banned at Oxford University
No more tasty sandwiches at OUP breakfast meetings (Source)

This blog has often said the higher up the education ladder people progress, the more stupid they become. Professor Brian Cox is a case in point, he thinks we should be spending £$€trillions exploring space.

BRIAN YOU CUPID STUNT, THE CLUE IS IN THE NAME. SPACE. THINK ABOUT IT. IT’S FULL OF FUCK ALL.

It is not just Brian Cox though, they’re all at it. Take the pillocks at Oxford University for example. If there is one thing capable of making the terminal idiot even more stupid than a brain dead brick, it’s political correctness. And in their efforts to be ‘right on’ and politically correct, Oxford University Press have done probably the most stupid thing ever done by allegedly intelligent human beings (apart from when the Labour Party elected Ed. Miliband as their leader).

They have banned all pig and pork related words from their publications in order to make sure nothing they publish can offend Muslim sensibilities. (Source: Daily Telegraph)

Peppa Pig - banned by the cowards of Oxford University Press
Peppa Pig – Now removed from the Oford literary syllabus (Source)

Think about what that will mean to the silly sausages; the character of Piglet will have to be removed from Winnie the Pooh stories, undergrads will be expelled for watching Peppa Pig on TV, football fans who support West Ham or Birmingham City or Nottingham Forest will be banned from wearing team scarves in the University Precincts, students who are guilty of receiving Spam in their email inbox will be disciplined, staff and pupils will have to boycott pubs called The Pig and Whistle, nobody will be allowed to store food in the larder, games of backgammon will be banned and the works of one of britain’s greatest scholars, Francis Bacon found in the University buildings will be burned.

Ah! might there be a hidden agenda. after all Bacon was an alumnus of the great rival university, Cambridge.

sir francis bacon

Cambridge University’s star renaissance philosopher Sir Francis Bacon now banned at Oxford? (Source)

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