Photoshopping the minge hair

It has to be confessed I used to look at pictures of Beyonce and think, “how did such a beautiful woman get involved with a munter like Jay Zee?” I mean OK, he’s worth about three hundred million dollars but has the girl no self respect? She’s perhaps the most beautiful woman in the world and he looks like a warthog’s bottom with a hat on.

And then I saw the unphotoshopped pictures of the lady. And it appears that while the boat race is perfect she has a bit of a big old arse on her. See for yourselves:

And is that minge hair spilling out of the side of her bikini (left). Oh dear, the photoshoppers have slipped up.

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7 thoughts on “Photoshopping the minge hair

  1. You’re getting almost as bad as Bradders ( as bad isnt possible) for Ugandan discussion posts Mr T.
    Re the Q.. something along the lines of Mrs Merton’s infamous TV tease .. “so then Debbie McGee; what was it Exactly that first attracted you to the multi-millionaire Paul Daniels?” LOL
    (All the best gags mature with age & keep their humor palette dont you find.
    ps you should def have run for the seat as MRL candidate, put it on your bucket list for the next GE.. it may come around sooner than we think.

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    • I think the next GE will be before the end of 2015. Any advance on that?

      And yes, as the great Paul Whitehouse once said, “If a joke’s worth doing once it’s worth doing a thousand times.

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  2. judging by the size [or lack of] of her panties it probably is minge hair peeping out. I’m surprised that someone with her obvious charms doesn’t have a weekly Braizilian Wax to keep things under control!

    Now me being your average ‘girl next door’ type would just wear bigger knickers and stick with the jungle look 🙂

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      • Ha ha, that fairly gets the imagination going!

        I wonder why for centuries minge hair was totally acceptable and now for some unexplicable reason women feel compelled to remove it?

        Is it that men prefer the ‘prepubescent look’? or that women enjoy putting themselves through torture in the name of beauty?

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      • I believe the trend came from American in which case the ‘prepubescent’ theory stands up. So many American men have been metaphorically castrated by feminism and political correctness, they’re afraid of read women.
        Another suggestion is that it arose out of the American obsession with hygiene.
        But not all Americans have succumbed. On the Graham Norton show a couple of months back Cameron Diaz confessed to having hair wherever hair should grow.
        “Nature put it there for a reason,” she said.
        I like natural women not Barbie lookalikes.

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      • Ha ha, that fairly gets the imagination going!

        I wonder why for centuries minge hair was totally acceptable and now for some unexplicable reason women feel compelled to remove it?

        Is it that men prefer the ‘prepubescent look’? or that women enjoy putting themselves through torture in the name of beauty?

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