EU’s Juncker Proposes European Army – Laugh, Putin Nearly Shat

Having specifically aimed his call for a unified European Army at “reacting credibly to show Russia that Europe is serious about defending its values,” it should come as no surprise that Russia has responded to Jean-Claude Juncker’s statements with a mixture of amusement and contempt.

A platoon of juncker’s E U Army training to swat Russian missiles with cricket bats (image source)

As Russian news agency TASS reports, first deputy chairman of the United Russia faction in the State Duma, Frants Klintsevich, told the media on Sunday that “in the nuclear age extra armies do not provide any additional security. But they surely can play a provocative role.”

European Commission President (and liar-when-it’s-serious) Jean-Claude Drunkard Juncker called for the creation of an EU army… in order to show Russia “that [The EU is] serious about defending European values.” Juncker explained an EU army would “help us fulfil Europe’s responsibilities in the world,” arguing that NATO was not enough since not all EU members are part of the alliance. As one stunned euro-skeptic exclaimed, “we have all seen the utter mess the EU has made of the economy, so how can we even think of trusting them with its defence.”

Our feelings exactly. And the Russian response (above) is brilliant, the nuclear era equivalent of saying, “You don’t bring a knife to a gunfight.

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2 thoughts on “EU’s Juncker Proposes European Army – Laugh, Putin Nearly Shat

  1. I keep reading from fairly well informed US blogs that Washington is mad for a nuclear war, but they haven’t the testicular fortitude to fire the first shot and face the fury of the world when people recognise they have been the aggressors all along.
    It makes more sense than the stories offered by mainstream media and repeated by certain alleged university professors.

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