As lefties carry on grizzling about Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn not singing the Royal Anthem (they don’t even know that God Save The Queen is not actually the national anthem) was yesterday a bigger story than The Conservatives voting to cut tax credits which, the loonies claim will ‘plunge thousands of families into poverty [wong, because a) we knew about that in April, and b) it will only significantly affect houseolds with annual incomes over £40k ], today’s Corbyn story is much better.
It has been revealed that weirdie beardie, vegetarian matchstick man Jezza and Tub Of Lard MP Diane Abbott were one lovers.
We can see from the picture why the affair did not last. Jeremy is a stereotypical sandal wearing, tree hugging tofu scoffer who looks like a good meal would kill him, Diane looks likes she has enjoyed a few too many large helpings of curried goat with rice and peas, steak and chips or pie and mash.
Jez is like an archetypal geography teacher striding the classroom in corduroys holding forth while chalking the board with a diagram of an Oxbow lake.
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A geography teacher from your or my era maybe, he’s too intelligent for a modern geography teacher (and probably too smartly dressed as well).
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Surely, sir, you mean too many helpings of curried goat with rice and peas, steak and chips AND pie and mash?!
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… and ice cream and cheesecake and chocolate gateau …
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