Government Spurns People Who Offered Spare Rooms For Immigrants

Following the Ministry Of Truth emotional blackmail that used the emotive picture of Aylan Kurdi, the Syrian toddler washed up on a Turkish beach to appeal to the eternal wailing-and-gnashing-of-teeth brigade, at least 4,200 gullible morons people have offered spare rooms in their homes to Syrian refugees, only to be told ‘no thanks’ by the government.
Those who, prompted by and the example of public figures such as Bob Geldof, who said, aresehloles, wankers, bastards, CUNTS, and the Archbishop of Canterbury who said the decision is a little disappointing, those who have offered homes to Syrian refugees in their own properties, thousands of Brits offered spare rooms and even sofas to those who need them.

But the Home Office has turned down their offer, saying that accommodation must consist of a whole house only. A government spokesperson said, “Do these people not realise most of the fugitives from justice have four wives and dozens of children as well as large extended families. We urge people who want to help to will their homes to the government refugee apppeal and then kill themselves and their families so we can reallocate the empty properties to deserving cases.

Under that definition even the offers made by the Geldof and the Archbishop are likely to go mostly unheeded – Geldof told Irish radio that he was ARSE, FECK, WANKER, willing to take in four families, three in his Kent home and one his London flat living alongside his family, while the Archbishop has offered a cottage in the grounds of Lambeth palace large enough to home two families. The rules would seem to require a little more than that, but its all in the name of multiculturalism folks.


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