Drinking Carbon Dioxide In The Last Chance Saloon, Paris

Climate Armageddon (Warmageddon) Forecast (image source)

There are a lot of Last Chance Saloons it seems, this past fifteen years they have been popping up all over the planet according to the Warmageddonist Lobby, those CAGWARTs (Carbon – driven Anthropogenic Global Warming Alternative Reality Twats). The latest is Paris where, we are being warned by the usual suspects, humanity is drinking in the last chance saloon and if a deal to reverse climate change is not reached, will will all be fried by absolutely static temperatures … erm … soon.

Well climate predictions.org have put together a directory of all the last chance saloons humanity has been drinking in over the years since 2000. They include Lima, Cancun, Copenhagen, Bali, Doha and exclusive five star resort hotels in Places like Bonn,Poznan, Durban and Montreal. Nice little two week jollies, all of them and official delegates do not have to pay a penny for all the goods and services on offer to help them think clearly, things like gourmet food, fine wines, world class entertainment and beautiful, claean prostitutes who actually pretend they enjoy being in bed with boring, ugly climate scientists with personal hygiene issues.

And those kind people at climate predictions have added a list of predictions made by the infallible priests of climate science that should all have happened by now but haven’t, like ice free poles, snow being a think of the past and fifty million refugees, displaced from their homelands by rising sea levels.

(There was a recent attempt to link Europe’s current migrants crisis to CO2 driven climate change by claiming the Syrian civil was had been caused by rising Carbon Dioxide levels – nothing to do with the Obama Administration sponsoring terrorists to overthrow the Assad regime then? – but it was laughed out of court)

Anyway its a long post and to reproduce snippets here would not do it justice, so if you like a good laugh, read the whole thing:

RELATED POSTS:
Confusion Reigns As Paris Climate Conference Draws Near
The carbon dioxide driven climate change scam is back on the agenda as yet another monstrously expensive and fossil fuel gobbling jolly for politicians, scientists, freeloaders and general wankers gather to eat, drink, talk a lot and do nothing about a problem that exists in mathematical models but not in the real world.

Climate Conference Agreement My Arse: Germany To Build Forty New Coal And Gas Power stations

Latest Posts

Elsewhere: [Boggart Blog]…[Little Nicky Machiavelli]…[Scribd]…[Wikinut] … [ Boggart Abroad] … [ Grenteeth Bites ] … Ian Thorpe at Flickr ] … [ Tumblr ] … [ Ian at Minds ] … [ The Origninal Boggart Blog] … [ TSU ]

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s