News From The “You Couldn’t Make This Stuff Up Dept”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Left wing Social Justice Warrior as usual articulate their concerns with with and erudition (picture source: Daily Mail)

(Article by Paul Joseph Watson republished from NewsTarget.com)

A comedy club in London that slapped a blanket ban on Conservatives in the aftermath of the UK election did so in the name of “inclusiveness.”

Yes, really.

Promoter Mark O’Neil reacted to the leftist Labour Party’s crushing defeat by tweeting “we’re literally Hitler now,” and asserting that Conservative performers were no longer welcome at his Comedy-by-Bow event.

“Be aware that if you are a Tory voter you are no longer welcome to perform here,” he wrote on Facebook. “You can have your own ‘free speech zones’ somewhere else, because there will not be a platform for you here.”

“The values of the night are of tolerance, support, and inclusiveness,” he added. “If you put your cross next to the Conservative box you have proven that you do not hold those values and you are not welcome here.”

In other words, O’Neil sought to promote inclusivity by intentionally excluding people for having a different opinion.

He was later forced to apologize after The Galvanisers Union which hosted the open mic night “parted ways” with O’Neil, meaning ironically he was the one who got deplatformed.

The mere use of the term “inclusiveness” as justification for an act that deliberately sought to exclude a huge chunk of the population once again highlights how progressives have cannibalized the English language.

The words “tolerance” and “diversity” are also routinely used by those who are almost always the most intolerant of diversity of opinion.

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Here’s a bit of advice for Mr O’Neil from Fascinating Aida

News From PC Canada: Two Men Fired For Saying Eskimo

Poor old Canada, the USA’s northern neighbour, ruled by Trudeau the tyrant of Toronto (yeah I know it isn’t the seat of government but it alliterates, OK) who seems to be running the country in a way he hopes will atone for his student antics when his favourite party trick was to black up and portray “comedy nigger” characters. Trudeau. from whom we expect an announcement very soon that he now identifies as a black, Irish, one – legged, lesbian, dyslexic dwarf single parent so that everybody in the nation (except for normal people) will feel included, is leading an administration that gets crazier by the day in its efforts to be politically correct.

We read today of a case in which two Canadian men Two Canadian men were fired from their jobs after one of them was heard using the term ‘Eskimo’ in a private conversation.

The two men were boarding a flight from Labrador to Newfoundland when Dave Beck said the word “Eskimo.”

His friend Thomas Scott responded by asking, “Can you smell him?”

The conversation was overheard by by Inuit Nation member and former Labrador MP Peter Penashue and other passengers.

Beck and Scott, who worked primarily as plasterers and painters, had been working on a hotel renovation project overseen by Kankote Enterprises.

“In spite of several years on the job, and being the only two Kankote employees at the remote Churchill falls, both men were fired and had their names dragged through mud – reducing future job prospects,” reports National File.

There’s only one possible response to that really:

Election Latest: Nobody Knows What’s Going On.

We are all suffering from news fatigue in the alternative news and blogging community, this dull, personality deficient, anodyne election campaign, with the liveliest and most interesting candidates kept under wraps by party managers lest they say or do something that might trigger snowflakes or in some way show they are human beings.

In Europe the mainstream media continue to play down the farmers protests in France, Germany and Netherlands and the political dysfunction in Italy, Spain and Belguim and pretend everything is hunky dory in Brussels and federalisaion i=of Europe is charging ahead. And across the pond of course we have the impeachment hearings as The Democrats once again try to remove Trump from office and once again completely fail to produce any evidence of “high crimes and misdemeanours.”

But what of the UK, how is our election going and who is winning. The Conservatives have lost momentum because they were afraid to let Boris be Boris, Labour;s political vehicle, a shiny red Ferarri under Tony Blair, and a clapped out Volkswagen Beetle under Ed Milliband, have been turned into a rusty old bike by Jeremy Corbyn, whose back-to-the-1930 policies have been about as popular as a dose of clap in a brothel. than that its has been boring. Deadly dull and uninspiring, in fact the most interesting thing is the way Lib Dem leaders Jo Swinson’s head seems to get larger with every TV appearance. But other Al least there will be a bit of excitement if Ms Swinson’s head explodes before election day. The question is will ballot paper splattered with Swinson brain tissue count as Liberal Deomcrat votes or spoiled ballot papers.

The Daily Telegraph gleefully reported today, “New poll shows Conservative lead down to eight points.” Some readers might find this surprising as the Telegraph is n=know for being a conservative – supporting newspaper. But the headline was not the only surprising thing about the story, and perhaps the most surprising things of all were what the report did not mention; that the same polling organisation, Savanta – ComRes published three polls last week, showing respectively eight point, sx point and ten point leads for the conservatives; and that also published to day in The Observer Sunday newspaper, sister publication of the heavily left wing The Guardian, which carries the story on their website, a poll carried out by Opinium gives the Conservatives a fifteen point lead.

So it looks as if we may be heading for a big Conservative majority, or a small conservative majority, or a hung parliament or a Labour / SNP coalition. T.he Boggart Blog bookie’s advice? Don’t bet on anything

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Oh for crying out loud, have you seen or heard the news today. It’s so depressing anyone would think Christmas is on the way.

Sometimes the only thing that will relieve the gloom is a bad joke:

 

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Just When you Thought Brexit Could Not Possibly Be A Bigger Cock Up

 

Just when we thought our politicians could not make a bigger mess of Brexit, Labour, The Lib Dems and the Scottish National Socialist Party, having thwarted the government’s attempts to deliver a no deal Brexit, today again ducked the opportunity to vote in favour of calling an early election, (thus making a no deal Brexit more likely as several EU nations say they will veto a request for a further extension.)
So where do we go from here, how do we get out of this constitutional crisis the refusal of more than half our democratically elected representatives to respect a democratic vote has got us into?

Maybe a character from Game Of Thrones has the answer.

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The way to solve the Brexit problem (picture: Original Boggart Blog with screen grab from GoT )

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It’s not what you think

Many years ago everybody’s favourite schoolma’am Esther Rantzen had a spot in her weekly TV show That’s Life in which she would produce misshapen vegetable which were usually vaguely rude. This was hugely amusing for the kind of people who watched That’s Life (if you don’t know the show think of Reader’s Digest on Vallium,) and who though bottom was such a filthy word they’d say derriere when referring to somebody’s arse.

Well here’s a pic I stumbled on at Minds.com which will amuse the most vulgar of us but might make the people who have derrieres rather than arses blush.

Who would post a picture like that and why? you might well ask. Sorry I don’t know, it was posed anonymously, maybe in an attempt to prick our collective conscience about the plight of flood victims.

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Silicon Valley A Bigger Threat To Civilisation Than Climate Change?

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by Paul Joseph Watson via Summit News

Microsoft to Release Version of Word That Makes Your Grammar ‘Politically Correct’

Microsoft is set to release a new version of Word that uses artificial intelligence to make your writing ‘politically correct’.

You know how annoying it is when the iPhone corrects ‘fucking’ to ‘ducking’ every time you type out the word? Imagine that for an entire essay.

The new feature, called ‘Ideas in Word’, will recommend ‘sensitive’ phrases like “We need to get some fresh blood in here” be modified so that “fresh blood” becomes “new employees”.

“It might underline places where your writing exhibited gender bias,” reports Fast Company. “If you tend to say “mailman” or Congressman” in the generic, it might suggest you use “mailperson” or “Congressperson.” If you use the term “gentlemen’s agreement,” it may suggest you use “unspoken agreement” instead.”

The term “disabled person” would be replaced with “person with a disability while the new version’s “inclusiveness check” searches for words or phrases that might be “offensive” to someone from another country or culture.

Mark Sullivan, who is a fan of the new features, says he is worried about “unknowingly or accidentally inserting terms or references in my writing that convey value judgements that I don’t really mean” and wants to avoid “writing something that might offend”.

Rumor has it that every new purchase of Word will come with a voucher for a yearly supply of soy lattes from Starbucks.

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