Just When you Thought Brexit Could Not Possibly Be A Bigger Cock Up

 

Just when we thought our politicians could not make a bigger mess of Brexit, Labour, The Lib Dems and the Scottish National Socialist Party, having thwarted the government’s attempts to deliver a no deal Brexit, today again ducked the opportunity to vote in favour of calling an early election, (thus making a no deal Brexit more likely as several EU nations say they will veto a request for a further extension.)
So where do we go from here, how do we get out of this constitutional crisis the refusal of more than half our democratically elected representatives to respect a democratic vote has got us into?

Maybe a character from Game Of Thrones has the answer.

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The way to solve the Brexit problem (picture: Original Boggart Blog with screen grab from GoT )

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It’s not what you think

Many years ago everybody’s favourite schoolma’am Esther Rantzen had a spot in her weekly TV show That’s Life in which she would produce misshapen vegetable which were usually vaguely rude. This was hugely amusing for the kind of people who watched That’s Life (if you don’t know the show think of Reader’s Digest on Vallium,) and who though bottom was such a filthy word they’d say derriere when referring to somebody’s arse.

Well here’s a pic I stumbled on at Minds.com which will amuse the most vulgar of us but might make the people who have derrieres rather than arses blush.

Who would post a picture like that and why? you might well ask. Sorry I don’t know, it was posed anonymously, maybe in an attempt to prick our collective conscience about the plight of flood victims.

More humour and satire

 

 

Silicon Valley A Bigger Threat To Civilisation Than Climate Change?

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by Paul Joseph Watson via Summit News

Microsoft to Release Version of Word That Makes Your Grammar ‘Politically Correct’

Microsoft is set to release a new version of Word that uses artificial intelligence to make your writing ‘politically correct’.

You know how annoying it is when the iPhone corrects ‘fucking’ to ‘ducking’ every time you type out the word? Imagine that for an entire essay.

The new feature, called ‘Ideas in Word’, will recommend ‘sensitive’ phrases like “We need to get some fresh blood in here” be modified so that “fresh blood” becomes “new employees”.

“It might underline places where your writing exhibited gender bias,” reports Fast Company. “If you tend to say “mailman” or Congressman” in the generic, it might suggest you use “mailperson” or “Congressperson.” If you use the term “gentlemen’s agreement,” it may suggest you use “unspoken agreement” instead.”

The term “disabled person” would be replaced with “person with a disability while the new version’s “inclusiveness check” searches for words or phrases that might be “offensive” to someone from another country or culture.

Mark Sullivan, who is a fan of the new features, says he is worried about “unknowingly or accidentally inserting terms or references in my writing that convey value judgements that I don’t really mean” and wants to avoid “writing something that might offend”.

Rumor has it that every new purchase of Word will come with a voucher for a yearly supply of soy lattes from Starbucks.

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Dearth Of Intelligence Online

Sometimes it is difficult, as we peregrinate around the web, to avoid plunging into the depths of despair.

Today I came across a nice little piece of satire on Minds.com from a member posting as Feministwit. The name along should tell most people this is a satirical blog.

Today’s post read:

As we take a look back at 2018, we can see a lot of progress. Other than Fox News, nearly every tv network is left leaning, with nearly all journalists openly left. Nearly all Hollywood entertainers espouse Liberal ideology. And several alt right commentators got banned from social media or otherwise silenced. Those that have tried to find platforms on alternative social media sites have been harassed, and in some case, those entire sites have had their revenue stream taken away, silencing thousands more. Those of us on the left have significantly moved closer to having complete a total control over all expression and public discord.

And once we finally have complete control over all speech, only then can we end fascism.

So far so good. but then came the comments. Not only were there people who did not get the joke, some actually fired of angry spiels about the stupidity of left wingers who believe such stuff. The internet really does have a lot to answer for. Let’s hava vada:

RAZINGCANE Jan 2, 2019, 3:25:13 PMedited

IF you’re a feminist what the fuck are you wearing skirts for, toots? And what the fuck is a “feminist” in a gender neutral world? A dinosaur??? or an anti-social fossil?? “As we take a look back at 2018, we can see a lot of progress. Other than Fox News, nearly every tv network is left leaning, with nearly all journalists openly left. Nearly all Hollywood entertainers espouse Liberal ideology.,,,”  This comment went on in the same vein for about a thousand words …

 

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BBC Comedy Boss Says Comedy Should Be Politically Correct Rather Than Funny

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After the head of BBC comedy Mark Allen commented that TV shows like Monty Python’s Flying Circus could not be made today because they were “too white, too posh and too politically incorrect” and that audiences were tired of the “metropolitan, educated experience” and craved sketch shows and sitcoms with a “sense of place” rather than “six Oxbridge white blokes.”

Ex Python John Cleese has defended the iconic comedy show, calling it “remarkably diverse for its time.”

Referring to Allen as the “head of social engineering,” Cleese defended the diversity credentials of Monty Python, joking that the show would meet the state-funded broadcaster’s diversity targets as it had a “poof” – referring to the late Graham Chapman – and “no slave owners.”

From its beginning in 1969, Monty Python’s Flying Circus ran as a sketch show of half – hour episodes until 1974 was followed up by a series of movies which have since become cult classics including Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty’ Python’s The Meaning of Life, and The Life of Brian, which lampoons the life of Jesus Christ, all of which it must be said, generate more laughter among the BBC’s beloved “16 to 24 demographic” that the parade of sad, self loathing losers paraded in the BBC’s current comedy output. These posh, ethnically and sexually diverse but monoculturally untalented millennials tend to take the stage, spout ten minutes of extreme left wing propaganda, five minutes of middle class angst and conclude with one of three standard punchlines: (1) Aren’t Conservatives horrible, (2) Isn’t Donald Trump horrible, (3) White people are all racists.

Surreal and absurdist in style, Monty Python often pushed the boundaries of what was acceptable at the time, in sketches featuring cross dressing and poking fun at Britain’s class structure.

In the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail, which mocks Arthurian legend, class-conscious peasants of an “anarcho-syndicalist commune” discuss the merits of constitutionalism with a feudalist King Arthur.

The Life of Brian meanwhile, sees Eric Idle’s Stan, a member of anti-Roman independence movement the People’s Front of Judea, express his desire to “be a woman,” requesting from then on that he be called “Loretta” by his (“or her”) fellow revolutionaries.

Cleese,78, also  accused Allen of being “the latest in a long line who don’t really know what they’re doing,” at the BBC, recalling that executives at the corporation in the 1960s were skeptical of the Monty Python’s merits when the show was first pitched and aired. In the
Python era it was regularly the case that what was hated by authority was loved by the public, now it seems what is loved by authority is ignored by the public, while thirty year old shows on archive channels pull bigger audiences than the politically correct shite of the current output.

 

 

 

 

‘Lord’ Sugar Sugar called ‘racist’ for Senegal World Cup team tweet (but it was funny)

Alan Sugar (one of Blair’s dodgy ‘lords’ and front man of the UK version of ‘The Apprentice’ TV show, has come in for a shitstorm of criticism online after tweeting a typical market traders gag  about the Senegal World Cup team.

Sugar posted a photoshopped image of the Senegal players standing over a row fake designer  sunglasses and handbags and gave it the caption “I recognise some of these guys from the beach in Marbella. Multi-tasking resourceful chaps.” The line is a reference to immigrant street-traders who harass tourists with highly aggressive sales pitches around Marbella and other resort towns on southern Spain’s Costa del Sol.

The post was deleted when university brainwashed lefties started screaming ‘waycist’, but like a true cockney geezer Sugar was unrepentant, responding: “I think it’s funny. But I will pull it down if you insist.”

It’s well known of course that sugar started out as a market trader, an occupation I mad my living at for several years during my mis – spent youth. To me his quip was typical of market trader’s banter, of the kind I still hear when I go up to see my brother who still works a few markets in the north west. Politically incorrect? yes; funny? yes; racist? no!

Maybe these lefty snowflakes should be made to spend a year working as market traders … but no, to expose useless, the self righteous little fucks to the realities of life at the sharp end would just be cruelty.

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‘White Racism’
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