Clinton Kill List To Determine Who Will Be US 2020 Presidential Candidate?

There is little doubt now that the Democratic Party in the USA is in an even bigger mess than the UK Labour Party. With none of the remaining contenders aged under 70 and all of them tainted by eith scandal or flirtations with far left socialism, prospects at the beginning of this week looked grim for the Dems. And then, in accordance with Murphy’s law, which states just when you think things can’t get any worse, they do, Hillary Clinton has emerged, having found what she obviously thinks is a sure – fire route to the presidency, to offer her services as vice presidential candidate to whoever wins the nomination.

And just to show how far The Democrats are removed from reality, instead of recoiling in horror as they remember the trouncing Trump gave Hillary in 2016, many leading figures in the party and the left leaning media think it’s a good idea. One opinion column contributor to political magazine The Hill even went as far as to say the adoption of Hillary Clinton as Vice President would send chills down Donald Trump’s spine.

The Hill‘s Douglas MacKinnon writes:, Clinton may be in negotiations with former Vice President (and current frontrunner) Joe Biden, former NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg, or she may try to team up with whoever gets the Democratic nomination.

MacKinnon writing in a Saturday Op-Ed speculates Clinton “would add the gravitas, delegates and, eventually, millions of votes needed to get them over the finish line on Nov. 5. I am assured that Clinton is on every shortlist for that position,” adding “If I were in Trump’s world, this scenario would send chills down my spine.

We don’t think Trump will be perturbed by the news, if fact he is probably overjoyed. The people who should be scared, given the length of the so called Clinton Kill List, a catalogue of people who, having got in the way of Hillary’s ambitions or threatened to dish the dirt of the shady dealings of DC’s dodgiest couple, have died in mysterious circumstances. One shot himself in the head – TWICE, another stabbed himself in the back and a third died in a bizarre gardening accident oh sorry, that was a spinal tap drummer, the Clinton associate I’m thinking of died in a bizarre home gym accident

Call me a conspiracy theorist if you like, my dears, but just think for a moment: even someone as arrogant and lacking self awareness as Hillary Clinton must have understood by now that given her unpopularity with voters and her preceived complete lack of trustworthiness, she is never going to become US President by getting elected. So as the US Constitution decrees that if a president dies in office the vice president automatically takes over, there’s an obvious opportunity for somebody with Hillary’s track record for eliminating obstacles to achieving her ambitions. If I was Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Joe Biden, Mike Bloomberg or even one of the also rans, I’d be shitting myself at the though of how little time I might live after being sworn on as president.

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Shy Tories

by Ian

Once a nerd always a nerd, it is said and while I strenuously deny any similarity with Bill Gates, those weirdos who founded Google and Prof. Brian Cox, I did work in Information Technology for many years and sometimes I like to do a bit of programming for fun. On thing that always amuses me is recrunching the numbers from political polling to try and get a picture of what’s really going on.

And I can tell you the big factor in the outcome of this week’s UK general election is not Brexit, poverty, immigration or tax dodging billionaires. It is shy Tories.

Now OK I know you all think Tories are arrogant, braying posh boys with plangent voices, but polls show most Tory voters do not like to talk about their procilivities. It’s sad really that people feel ashamed of their choices, after all we live in a democracy and you should be able to support who you like without fear or shame.

But the situation is not as bad as in the USA where the most important demographic in the 2020 election will be the shy trumpers, people who are ashamed to admit they are trumpers. It was these people who swung the 2016 election against Hillary Clinton and who will decide the 2020 election.

When you think about this, it’s no wonder so many Americans look like hot air balloons if they’ve been holding in all that flatus since 2016

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Election Latest: Nobody Knows What’s Going On.

We are all suffering from news fatigue in the alternative news and blogging community, this dull, personality deficient, anodyne election campaign, with the liveliest and most interesting candidates kept under wraps by party managers lest they say or do something that might trigger snowflakes or in some way show they are human beings.

In Europe the mainstream media continue to play down the farmers protests in France, Germany and Netherlands and the political dysfunction in Italy, Spain and Belguim and pretend everything is hunky dory in Brussels and federalisaion i=of Europe is charging ahead. And across the pond of course we have the impeachment hearings as The Democrats once again try to remove Trump from office and once again completely fail to produce any evidence of “high crimes and misdemeanours.”

But what of the UK, how is our election going and who is winning. The Conservatives have lost momentum because they were afraid to let Boris be Boris, Labour;s political vehicle, a shiny red Ferarri under Tony Blair, and a clapped out Volkswagen Beetle under Ed Milliband, have been turned into a rusty old bike by Jeremy Corbyn, whose back-to-the-1930 policies have been about as popular as a dose of clap in a brothel. than that its has been boring. Deadly dull and uninspiring, in fact the most interesting thing is the way Lib Dem leaders Jo Swinson’s head seems to get larger with every TV appearance. But other Al least there will be a bit of excitement if Ms Swinson’s head explodes before election day. The question is will ballot paper splattered with Swinson brain tissue count as Liberal Deomcrat votes or spoiled ballot papers.

The Daily Telegraph gleefully reported today, “New poll shows Conservative lead down to eight points.” Some readers might find this surprising as the Telegraph is n=know for being a conservative – supporting newspaper. But the headline was not the only surprising thing about the story, and perhaps the most surprising things of all were what the report did not mention; that the same polling organisation, Savanta – ComRes published three polls last week, showing respectively eight point, sx point and ten point leads for the conservatives; and that also published to day in The Observer Sunday newspaper, sister publication of the heavily left wing The Guardian, which carries the story on their website, a poll carried out by Opinium gives the Conservatives a fifteen point lead.

So it looks as if we may be heading for a big Conservative majority, or a small conservative majority, or a hung parliament or a Labour / SNP coalition. T.he Boggart Blog bookie’s advice? Don’t bet on anything

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