Union of UK academics says you can identify as any race & sex

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‘Car crash waiting to happen’: Union of UK academics says you can identify as any race & sex, gets slammed as ‘nonsensical’
Birth race and gender can be thrown out the window as far as the UK Universities and Colleges Union is concerned. The fact that you can just declare yourself black, disabled or female is not sitting well with many of its members.

In the report “UCU Position on Trans Inclusion”, the union basically suggests birth certificates will soon become a relic, should the world follow their lead. “The UCU has a long history of enabling members to self-identify, whether that is being black, disabled, LGBT or women.”

UCU outlined in the paper that a “social, rather than a medical, model of gender recognition” should be installed in the modern society, arguing that will “help challenge repressive gender stereotypes in the workplace

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Swedish professor branded a bigot for saying men and women are ‘biologically different

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Millie Tant – VIZ comic’s stereotypical feminist, a hear full of polyandry and a head full of lard.

The first story of the week from The Daily Stirrer’s Politically Correct Insanities desk concerns Germund Hesslow, a university professor in Sweden (Where else? OK, could be California, but this is European insanity.) Hesslow, who works in neurophysiology at Lund University, has offended the wankerati by suggesting during one of his lectures there are biological differences between men and women. (Shock! Horror!)

During a lecture on ‘Heritage and Environment’ at the respected academic institution, Hesslow make the mistake of citing empirical research which supports an idea that is deeply offensive to the chicks with dicks, snip and tuck and strappadiktomy brigade, that there are actually differences between men and women which are “biologically founded” and therefore genders cannot be regarded as “social constructs alone”.

A student complained that Hesslow’s comments were at odds with the Swedish “value base” — a concept which requires all schools in Sweden to adhere to a common ethical policy, which includes upholding values like egalitarianism, individual freedom, equality of the sexes and the lunatic notion that whether you are a man or a woman depends of ‘feelings’ rather that whether you have a willie or a minge.

In an interview with an internet radio station, Hesslow said some students, “for ideological reasons,” are offended by certain scientific facts about the very well understood biological differences between men and women. He said that the comments which prompted the complaint were not an integral part of his course material, but were answers to students’ questions during the course of the lecture. Sounds like some of the self righteous little shits set out to trap him.

“If you answer such a question you are under severe time pressure, you have to be extremely brief — and I used wording which I think was completely innocuous, and that apparently the student didn’t,” Hesslow said.

Hesslow was reprimanded by the chairman of the overseeing board for medical education, after a female student complained that the professor had expressed his “personal anti-feminist agenda,” Academic Rights Watch reported.

Now this blog has long believed universirt professors are the dimmest creatures on the planet, and this kind of conforms it. anyone with any sense would have kicked the stupid bitch off the course. Obviously she is totally unsuited to a career in healthcare if she thinks stating well documented facts is anti feminists. It’s well know of course that feminists have a very tenuous grip on reality but indulging their fantasies is not going to help them.

The university has asked Hesslow to “distance” himself from two specific comments; that gay women have a “male sexual orientation” and that whether transsexuality is a sexual orientation is “a matter of definition”. The professor refused to back away from the comments, saying that he had “done enough” already to “explain and defend” his choice of words. GO PROF.

Ugly Marxist Lesbians Demand Right To Menstruate In Public
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Social Science Degrees Make Great Leaders? More Junk Science.
We’ve had junk science on climate change, genetically modified seeds, many types of medicines and social engineering. The junkiest of junk science however is always commissioned by public service organisations and is aimed at convincing the public that our public servants are doing a good job. Fortunately the public are not as gullible as our leaders suppose.

Adolescent Girl Raped By 60 Men In Asian Grooming Gang
A trial jury atThe Old Bailey, London, heard yesterday the harrowing ddetails of how two schoolgirls were groomed and raped by an paedophile gang based in Aylesbury, Bucks, while aged just 12 and 13. Eleven gang members, accused of carrying out the crimes between 2006 and 2012 face 49 criminal charges between them including statutory rape, child prostitution and creating child pornography, The Daily Mirror reports.

Poldark female star: Obsession with topless Aidan Turner is ‘sexist and undermines the show’
The latest outburst has come in response to a few tabloid stories of actor Aidan Turner’s ‘topless’ appearances in the BBC television series Poldark. The screeching sisters can’t really complain about male chauvinism as it is women who are lusting for Ross Poldark. So the ladies (?) are upset because they can’t go topless too.

More Swedish PC Madness. Art treasures declared pornographic and offensive to women and Muslims
Crazy California has for many years held the title of global capital of politically correct isanity, but recently Sweden, always a contender, has shown signs of taking the title. The latest example of PC fuckwittery from Sweden’s politically correct in their efforts to sacrifice western civilisation to feminist self righteousness and Muslim extremism left suggests they might be ready to assume the title, craziest place on earth.

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Multi-Cultural England: Are You Feeling The Progressive Diversity.
As racial and sectarian tension increase on the streets of britain while politicians gear up for the election campaign, we take a look at the state of Britain today, Imigrant child abuse gangs, Clerics of alient faiths dictating moral strictures, and everywhere we look, foreigners being given provieged status. Is it any wonder the voters are angry?

“>Mothers banned from breastfeeding at breastfeeding conference
‘Mothers invited to a Scottish Government-backed breastfeeding conference were left angry and bemused after being told that they would not be allowed to breastfeed their babies.

Labour’s Cockfish Reveals How Mainfesto Will Piss You Off.
All three main parties in the UK General Election are campaigning from a Politically Correct Consensus (i.e. Control Freak) platform. But whenm it comes to politically correct control freakery, Labour will always outdo the others. The main early thut of their campaign is a promise to criminalise sugary snacks and breakfast cereals, fatty foods and some fizzy drinks. And they’re serious, they have handed the job of selling this idiocy to The Cockfish of British politics.

Oxford University Bans All Things Pig Related In Support Of Free Speech
When does being reasonable and open minded become cowardice? When academics who pride themselves on intellectual detachment cave in to threats from extremists and try to pass off their pitiful weakness by pretending they are showing sensitivity to the feelings of minorities. Don’t send you little geniuses to Oxfor, they may and up with a PhD in spinlessness.

Liberal Says We Shouldn’t Prosecute Sexual Predators… if They are Black.
There are plenty of examples of the depths of stupidity to which ‘liberals’ or supporters of ‘the progressive left’ will stooop in order to curry favout from members of the darker skinned races, but few are as staggeringly idiot as this one.

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British Democracy In Terminal Decline – Voting Is Redundant And Civil Liberties Are So Last Year
When did democracy go out of fashion. I don’t remember voting on whether we wanted to give up our civil liberties or be ruled by a dictatorship of unelected bureaucrats from Brussels, but that is where we are heading, along with the other free nations of Europe. And the USA, so-called land of the free is further along the road to fascism than Europe.


South Yorkshire Police Commissioner Shaun Wright Finally Resigns Over Rotherham Child Abuse Scandal

The man who bears most responsibility for failure to investigate the Rotherham child abuse scandal has finally resigned after three weeks of excuses and evasions. Police Commissioner Wright has been under pressure ever since a report by Prof Alexis Jay (see below) revealed a huge level of child abuse in the South Yourkshire town of Rotherham. The organised sex crime rings had been operating for …

Rotherham child sex abuse scandal: More victims identifies, more cover ups exposed.
What immigration has been to the Conservative so the Child Sex Cover Up scandal is proving to be for Labour as the party gets set to tear itself apart. With similar scandals due to be exposed in Rochdale, Bradfor, Oxford and other big towns, the Rotherham case is gathering momentum. So indirectly it looks as if immigration and fear of being called racist will be the downfall of both major parties.

Tony Benn’s inheritance tax dodge – another leftie hyocrite exposed
Remember the patron saint of loony lefties, Saint Anthony of Wedgewood – Benn, previously known as Viscount Stansgate? Agreeable sort of bloke, pip smokers, great speaker, utterly daft opinions as one would expect from an aristocrat who is so deluded he thinks he understands the working class?

Rotherham – Bad New For The Nation But It Gets Better And Better For The Kippers
All week I have been seeing blogs and comments written by lefties proclaiming idiotically that Douglas Carswell’s defection to UKIP was the beginning of the end, that the UKIP bubble had burst and so on. Pretty much what they were saying in the days after UKIP had trounced the mainstream parties in the European Parliament elections.

UK Intellectuals Break Ranks with Pro-EU Academic Establishment

Not before time, the more open minded among Britain’s intellectual and managerial class are deserting the neo – Nazi left dominated politically correct consensus and joining together to form a new pro-Brexit group with the aim of providing some balance to the propaganda that Leave supporters, University brainwashed neo fascist and globalist authoritarians and rent – seeking politicians have spread, which holds that people who voted to leave the EU are dim-witted, racist, ‘low-information’ voters.

The ‘Briefings for Britain’group, which has launched a new website offering a more informed and less scaremongering vision of what may happen after brexit, is backed by over 40 distinguished academics former senior civil servants, business managers, legal professionals, philosophers, scientists, and others — and claims there are more like them who are still afraid to voice their true opinions because ‘the left’ (i.e. the Euronazis,) dominate the professions, academic life and the state sector.

“People contacted us and said, ‘I’d love to be part of your group but I haven’t got a proper job yet and I probably won’t if I’m identified’,” explained Dr. Graham Gudgin, an economist at the Centre for Business Research, University of Cambridge, in comments to The Times.

“One of our contributors said he was told by a younger pro-Brexit colleague that his professor had told him that people who voted Brexit were the sort of people who sent his relatives to concentration camps,” he added. Such idiotic comments serve to remind us how ill – informed and detached from reality many academics are. It was people like today’s leave voters who fought against the authoritarian regime that operated concentration camps as part of their plan to create a single European superstate.

A caveat added by some of the pro – Brexiot group warns that the pro – EU groupthink in British academia has gained such strength that some of the material Briefings for Brexit intend to publish will have to be anonymous. Popular historian Professor Robert Tombs — who will be editing the site along with Dr. Gudgin — explained how one Brexit-supporting student had to hide her views from her course supervisor because he believed all Brexiteers were racists.

“I thought one thing we academics were paid to do was help explain things to people, but universities have become so single-minded about this,” Tombs complain”ed. He was not afraid to point out that many academics receive money from Brussels and so have conflicts of interest, declaring: So many of our colleagues [have] wrongly taken a corporatist, selfish and narrow view.”

The EU funds some 1,700 academics to act as Jean Monnet professors, “disseminating the values of European integration” to roughly a quarter of a million students every year.

Professor Tombs was also at pains to point out that the efforts of the so-called ‘Remain Resistance’ to stop Brexit have made it imperative that groups like his continue to put the case for Leave — especially now that 87-year-old billionaire, advocate of a global totalitarian government and long term meddler in national politics George Soros has thrown his considerable financial weight behind the EU loyalists. “[His] support for the pro-Remain campaign shows there is a lot of big money behind hardline Remainers, whose interests have little to do with the interests of the country as a whole,” Tombs said.

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Miliband Promises Same Old Shite – Not A Word About Action Against Paedophile Sex Gangs
Labour leader Ed Miliband’s keynote speech at the Labour Party conference woyuld have to be the best speech of his life if he hoped to be Prime Minister after next years election, the consensus of opinon said. Ed’s friends and opponents awaited the speech with very different hopes and expectations. in the end as Ed dodged the bg issues, the economy and debt, law and order, immigration and Europe, it was probably his enemies who were happier.

Kick Political Correctness Out Of Football
As another football versus politiocally correct authoritarianist brings ‘the beautiful game’ even further into disrepute, we wonder is it time to kick politically correct authoritarianism out of sport.

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As the world recoils in horror at images posted on the internet of an American journalist being cruelly and brutally beheaded by an (allegedly) British terrorist fighting for the extremists of the Islamic State in northern Iraq, we ask is the left wing folly of multiculturalism coming home to roost.

Diversity’ Does Not Mean Quotas. Why Do The Left Have To Rewrite The Dictionary.
One might think, given the amount of screaming and shouting about diversity we hear from the left, they might take a little time to find out what it really means and stop applying their superficial and shallow meaning to it. The left however are hupocrites which is why they can claim to have a monopoly on truth and goodness while embracing the tactics of fascism in silencing opposition. Thus they have no problem reducing ‘diversity’ to a question of skin colour or sexual preference while insisting only one shade of opinion is acceptable.

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Do you remember the Harry Enfield character Tory Boy, an obnoxious, triumphalist little Thatcherite twat whose self satisfied monologues about how superior and elist he was always resonated in the public consciousness back in the 1980s.

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Dutch Intellectuals Apologise to Putin for Lies on MH17, Syria, Ukraine

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When someone waves his academic qualifications at me and expects me to give a damn, it pisses me off. Since the blog started it has worked on the principle that everybody is entitled to their opinion and everybody’s opinion is worth equal respect.

Thus the kind of cupid stunt who tries to hide arrogant stupidity behind a qualification or a job title is not going get very far, neither is the type of dipstick whose idea of logic is to assume that because I don’t believe anything Barack Obama, David Cameron, Francois Hollande or any other western leader say, I must therefore believe everything Vladimir Putin says. I don’t believe anything he says either although it is amusing to observe how much better he is at playing politics than his western counterparts.

Again we get back to the failure of logic on the part of those who back up claims of intellectual superiority with bits of paper. The ineptitude of western leaders at lying and deception is not the proof of integrity, only of inadequacy. Not all academics are so closed minded and bigoted however, come are prepared to consider evidence and judge a case on its merits. Like these guys for example:

Dutch Intellectuals Apologise to Putin for Lies on MH17, Syria, Ukraine.

A large group prominent Dutch academics and intellectuals led by Professor Cees Hamelink has sent an open letter to Russian president Vladimir Putin apologising for the way Russia has been unfairly accused of warmongering. Although unreported in UK media it has attracted a lot of attention in Europe.

Part of the letter reads:

“Dear Mr. President Putin, Please accept our apologies on behalf of a great many people here in the Netherlands for our Government and our Media. The facts concerning MH17 are twisted to defame you and your country.”

It continues;

“You have saved us from a conflict in Syria that could have escalated into a World War” and “Russia is wrongly accused, without evidence or investigation, of delivering the weapons systems that allegedly brought down MH17. For this reason Western Governments claim they have a right to economically pressure Russia.

“It’s unfortunately true, that our media have lost all independence and are just mouthpieces for the Powers that Be. Because of this, Western people tend to have a warped view of reality and are unable to hold their politicians to account.”

Read a full transcript at:

Dutch Intellectuals Apologize to Putin for Lies on MH17, Syria, Ukraine…

(Also available at many other sources, several in English most most in major European languages of the host publication’s home nation.)

Consider that phrase, “Western people tend to have a warped view of reality” Reading the warped and war wishing views of some here at blog.co.uk who think of themselves as left wing intellectuals, the truth of that statement is absolutely clear.

How sick must a person be to wish for the deaths of millions of people and suffering of probably billions in the global conflict that the USA under W and Obama has been pushing for. Russia is historically an inward looking nation, they don’t need territory, there are vast tracts of Siberia that are not populated. What they always have been however is paranoid about invasion, which is why they have become increasingly tetchy about the EU / NATO trying to seduce former soviet republics in violation of a 1981 treaty.

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Neo – fascist Left’s Idiotic Obsession With Racism Becoming More Insane

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Buddelia – Is it racist to mention they are from India (source)

Not long ago we had the spectacle of left wing idiots screaming that UKIP’s calls for tighter immigration controls made everyone thinking of voting UKIP a racist bigot. All this proved is that in spite of all their claims to moral and intellectual superiority, those who style themselves ‘left-wing’ on the internet are politically illiterate because they do not understand their authoritarian tendencies make them fascists, do not know what either racist or bigot mean which makes them illiterate and borderline retarded and do not understand that the working classes whom they despise as ignorant, ineducable, knuckle dragging neanderthals had the condescending, elitist snobs sussed out a long time ago and are now deserting the Labour party in droves because at last in UKIP they have found a party that relates to normal people instead of patronising them while taking their votes for granted.

Labour has become a more elitist party than the Conservatives, a party of lawyers, academics and people who have become rich by getting their piggy snouts ion the public services trough and keeping it there. This is the kind of leftist politically correct fuckwittery I’m talking about.

Popular Gardening Show is Racist Because It Talks About ‘Non-Native’ Species, Says Academic

A popular BBC radio gardening show has been denounced as racist by an academic. Dr Ben Pitcher, a senior lecturer in sociology at the University of Usedtobeapoly, Westminster, said that discussions on non-native species and soil purity promote racial stereotypes, with white listeners using the show as a covert way to vent discriminatory opinions.

BBC Radio 4’s “Gardeners’ Question Time” is generally viewed as a gentle show that has provided help and advice to gardeners across Britain every week since 1947.

Dr Pitcher says, however, that the panel show is “saturated” with racial language. Speaking on another Radio 4 show, Thinking Allowed, he said: “Gardeners’ Question Time is not the most controversial show on Radio 4, and yet it is layered with, saturated with, racial meanings.

“The context here is the rise of nationalism. The rise of racist and fascist parties across Europe. Nationalism is about shoring up a fantasy of national integrity. My question is, what feeds nationalism? What makes nationalism powerful?”

Dr Pitcher added that the “crisis in white identity in multicultural Britain” means that people are unable to express what they really think of immigrants and ethnic minorities for fear of being labelled ‘racist’, so they express their opinions in other ways, including through gardening.

“Nationalism is historically about narratives of blood and soil,” he said.

“The distinction that gets made between native species and non-native species and this kind of policing of what belongs and what does not belong I think is symptomatic of a kind of desire to defend the fantasy of the national space.”

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And thus we see another example of a left wing academic trying to suppress free speech by outlawing perfectly reasonable words and expressions to make open discussion of everyday topics (such as garden problems problems in this case) impossible. This thick twat Pitcher (who is drawing a salary from the public purse for filling the heads of students with arse dibble like this, remember) does not seem to understand that humans, Indo – Caucasians in the case of most of us) are a non native species in Britain but are not a problem for gardeners (apart from a minority of chavs who throw beer cans and fast food packaging over fences).

Unfortunately all lefties are stupid (there are enough history books that describe what life in the Soviet Union under the communist regimes of Stalin and Mao was like; why would anybody want such butal authoritarian rule as we would get under an extremist government controlled by reality challenged loony leftie academics and morons like Hattie Harperson and Gauleiter Bollocks.

As Boggart Blog warned you back in May, a vote for any of the main parties is a vote against free speech and British values and for the ultimate triumph of Adolf Hitler, Joe Stalin and Chairman Mao.

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The Person Next To You Could Be A Vampire. Vampires Are Real Says Professor

Britain has ?subculture? of 15,000 vampires, says Dr Emyr Williams, a psychology lecturer at Glyndwr University in Wrexham.

A psychology lecturer at a British university claims the UK’s vampire population of some 15,000 vampires and is carrying out an scientific study of their lifestyles. Could there be any substance in what he says? Read to the end of the article to find out.

Dr Williams, a senior lecturer at the north Wales university, wants to discover more about Britain’s vampire subculture, following the surge in popularity of films and TV shows about vampires. Now hand on all you sciencehead types, this bloke is a scientist and a university lecturer so he can’t be wrong can he?

Well you people have told be often enough scientists are very clever people and the only reason some of their work seems ridiculous to me is because I’m not clever enough to understand how science works.

The thing is my career was in business so I understand how people’s minds work and I didn’t get where I am today without recognising a con when I see one. In my not so humble opinion this guy is scamming the dumb fucks who run the University of Usedtobeapoly (Wrexham branch) for research grants.

The professor says vampires are not a myth but live and breathe a set of laws and ethics while meeting regularly all over the world, including the UK.

He is carrying out what is believed to be the first online academic survey in the UK of people who say they are vampires aimed at gaining a better understanding of vampirism.

Dr Williams said that while plenty of work has been done on the phenomenon of vampirism before, it has never really been approached from an academic perspective?.

Where the professor is finding his vampires he does not say, but we have an idea where the research is focused thanks to this archive picture of a former Prime Minister:

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Easy to recognise despite the fangs and reptillian tongue

He’s not the only suspect of course, Boggart Blog would cheack out the whole of the Westminster political community. After all WTF other reason could they have for wanting to let all those Transylvanian virgins into the country? Self interest is paramount as usual.

Help for humourless lefty who will want to yell “Monsterism”: See, the joke here is that the big row in the Euro elections campaign was over how many Romania migrants we should let into the country. Now we all know that politicians like vampires are parasites (bloodsuckers). and Transylvania is a region of Romania where vampire are said to come from. Geddit?

Asterix Is Attacked By Taxeaters

Boggart Blog frequently has a go a scientists, mainly because scientists who read blogs get so tetchy and uppity when anyone has a go at their ilk. It is not science we are pissed off by however but cuntiness of the kind that abounds across the whole academic spectrum in Universities. It is nice to know however that the sense of humour by pass brigade, the people who are so far up their own arses they will not see the light until someone cuts their throat, have not just hijacked the arts as well as the sciences in British Universities, they are busy over the Channel teaching fuckwittery to French student as well.

A bunch of French academics have just revealed (after spending hundreds on man person years and millions of Euros on research do doubt, that there is no historical truth in the stories of Asterix the Gaul (pictured below).

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Never mind that it’s an effing comic strip for a minute. These academics take themselves very sereiously and so should we, after all we’re in the EU and it’s our tax money they’re eating.

The research went down to extraordinary levels of detail, even revealing the favourite food of Asterix and his fellow Gauls, roast wild boar, was not on the Gaulish menu.

But hang on a minute. Roman and early medieval documents show wild boar were plentiful in France and in those days, it not being possible to order a pizza for delivery, pop down to Marks and Spencers for a microwaveable fricassse of ragout or something or simply add boiling water to a pot noodle, are these boneheades professors seriously asking us to believe the Gauls did not hunt wild boar and cook them over open fires?

Fuck me, they’ll be telling us Cinderella is just a fairy story next.

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We are too gobsmacked to comment so the last word goes to Asterix himself who has a message for those tax eating academics.

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