So Scientists Do believe In Little Green Men

A couple of months ago top US astronomers gathered in front of congress to let them know that extraterrestrial life exists without question. Their main argument was the size of the universe, emphasizing that there are trillions of stars out there, with one in every five most likely harboring an Earth-like planet. It’s also important to keep in mind that planets do not have to be “Earth-like” in order to harbor life. You can read more about that story here.

“The number of habitable worlds in our galaxy is certainly in the tens of billions, minimum, and we haven’t even talked about the moons. And the number of galaxies we can see, other than our own, is about 100 billion.” – Seth Shostak, Senior Astronomer at California’s SETI Institute

NASA and the Library of Congress have teamed up bringing together scientists, theologians, philosophers and historians from around the globe for a two day symposium in order to discuss how to prepare the world for extraterrestrial contact, whether it be microbial organisms or intelligent beings.

And these are the people we are told we must believe about climate change because ……. well they’re scientists and thus much too intelligent and level headed to get mixed up in any nonsense.


The UFO Sighting That Convinced The Government
Those who dismiss UFO sightings as mass hysteria, the effects of drugs orpure fantasy are very foolish. There have meen many sightings witness by a lot of people over a wide area are recorded on radar and other technology for which there is simply no reasonable explanation. Read about one such sighting below.

Alien Life? Who Needs Lizard Men There Is A Universe Of Ideas Out ThereWhat If We Are Alone? Scientist insit we must spend $£€ mega on trying to contact alien life forms. But putting aside the thought that such aliens may be hostile and hungry, why do we need to. There is a uinverse of ideas we can explore right here in our minds. Sady scientists lack the imagination to understand that..

Turd Nine From Outer Space

Where’s Shaun Of The Dead When We Need Him: The Case Of The Miami Zombie

Forward Psychic Soldiers

Did You See That?

Alien In My Bed (play Audio )

Cryptozoology For ScepticsIsn’t it annoying when you are having a bit of fun talking about ghosts, monsters, hairy beasties and such and some twat announces he’s a scientist and starts talking as if you are stupid and believe all that stuff. Well here’s a monster story that will leave such people gobsmacked

Did You See That?An excursion into the weird world of cryptozoology. Have you ever seen something strange in the sky, something that was there for a split second then after you blinked it was gone. We’re not talking about UFO’s or hallucinations here but weird shapes, like the primitive amorphous creatures that live in the ocean depths only bigger and airborne. Amoeba Constabulae to be exact. Are these things imagination or something else?

Forward Psychic SoldiersIt is well know the United States Military has a physchic warfare unit. There was even a film made about it, Men Who Stare At Goats. What is not quite so well known, nor discussed in the mainstream media regularly is that the people running this unit did not live on planet reality.

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Wormholes: The science behind Interstellar Travel

In a newly released video (embedded below)physicist Dr Simon Foster explains how ‘Wormholes’ the theoretical “shortcuts” through space-time, known as Einstein – Rosen bridges could enable travel across space and time and make interstellar travel possible.

The current interesting in wormholes is inspired by Interstellar, the latest of tat genre of Sci – Fi films that encourages science tits to believe it is a fly on the wall documentary. Directed by Christopher Nolan, Interstellar tells of the adventures of a group of science tit explorers who use newly discovered wormholes to travel through different dimensions and cover vast distances in order to bring back food to their dying planet. Easy to understand how conehead could confuse it with everyday reality then.

The film makers hired acclaimed astrophysicist Kip Thorne as technical adviser. Thorne claims that, in theory, it might be possible to stabilise a wormhole and use it to cross space and time, or to cross over into other universes.

“Wormholes would allow faster than light travel, or we would be able to cheat a little bit, and break the speed of the light,” said physicist Dr Foster explains. It is had to decide what the principle scientific discipline here actually is, the science of talking theoretical bollocks or the science of flushing taxpayers money down the toilet.

And if the scenarion protrayed in this film could possibly happen how long does anyone think it woyld be before a bunch of nine armed, three headed squid like creatures turned up demanding asylum and claiming the authorities in their own dimension were persecuting them by forcing them to work for a living.

Our politicians in collusion with unelected bureaucrats working for the U N (United Nebulae) would declare that in the interests of multiculturalism and diversity we should accept all the aliens demands and pay for everything they wanted.

Watch Dr Foster explain what you would need to do to create such a wormhole, what it might look like and what could be on the other side.

Look humans, this is not going to happen, OK. It’s bollocks, here’s why … Drag yourself six miles into the sky (tho top of Everest and unless your body has the support or prostection of a lot of expensive technology you die slowly.

Sit yourself on top of a bomb that produces thrust by means of a controlled explosion (don’t let anyone tell you rocket science is clever) and fire yourself ten miles above the earth and unless you are protected by a mini-environment costing $£€billions simulator you die very quickly.

Want to experience other worlds? Then get spiritual, study Hindu or Buddhist philosophy (not the Abrahamic religions which are all about paternalism and control freakery) ans set off on your own exploration of inner space. Imagination can put you wherever you want to be, consciousness is not tethered to a specific location or point in time.

In other words if you want to visit Jupiter – just go. Not the best choice for a beach holiday, too many noxious, gaseous vapours surrounded by some pretty uninteresting asteroids. But that’s the beauty of imagination, if you fancy a world of barren rock, with an atmosphere of toxic gas, populated by a race of beautiful alien Mermaids with three breasts bu no vagina, the human mind can create it. Why had your hard earned to science tits who are so lacking in imagination the have to go looking for Utopia.

Philo and Sophia – The Page For Lovers Of Wisdom
You might find some of the more bizarre fringes of philosophy and thought from history and from around the world here here, among the original thinking of our contributors. As with most pages in The Greenteeth Labyrinth this is not a page for academics or conventional students but for explorers and people who like to play with fresh or off – centre ideas.

NASA Engineer Admits They Can’t Get Past Van Allen Belts

Can it be that the conspiracy Theorists have once again been right all along. Or is there another explanation for the apparent contradiction. Thius one is going top have comment threads and social media going crazy.
The truth is not out there, it’s here
Quantum soul
Human DNA Shock: David Icke Was Right all The Time.
How We Create Reality – Part 1
How Fundamentalists Of Materialism Hijacked Science.
Infinity And The Myth Of Space And Time
Can Your Body Sense Future Events Without Any External Clue?
Quantum Metaphysics – the connectedness of everything in the universe
They Who Would Be Gods

A couple of old blokes with a plank and some rope eh?

It always amazes me that the reality deniers will grab any explanation of events no matter how ludicrous, rather that admit this happen that there is no rational ‘scientific’ explanation for. Take the mysterious crop circles that start to appear at around this time of year for example.

Up until about fifteen years ago some of the ‘rational’ explanations that people who consider themselves logical and scientific were advancing included suggesting the elaborate designs found in cornfields were caused by the mating rituals of rutting hedgehogs.

Eventually the floudering ‘rationalists’ were rescued by a couple of old twats who, following a crop circle season during which the circles had become far bigger and more complex, popped up in the press and claimed it was all their own work, done with a couple of planks, some bits of rope and a lot of scrumpy cider. And they did it just to wind up the hippy’s and new agers. The trouble was these two old blokes can be found in every real ale pub in Britain, they are always absolutely sure they know everything about everything and just as certain that nobody else knows anything about anything. A pair of smug twats in other words.

Did you really make the one below guys? Well perhaps you would like to explain how you did this with only a couple of planks and some bits of rope, all in the space of one night? And how was the rest of your trip to Italy?

crop circle
Crop Circle Formation Poirino, Italy June 21

I mean come on, let’s be realistic. Two old blokes with planks makes no more sense that rutting hedgehogs or aliens in scrumpy fuelled flying saucers.

It is no hardship to admit I don’t know how the crop circles are made, and I don’t much care if we ever find out. It may be covert government agences experimenting with directed energy beam weapons or creating electromagenetic votices, it could even be aliens as many crop circle chasers suggest. I just don’t know.

But if you are going to diss the aliens theorists, at least try to come up with something just a tiny bit more credible than old blokes with planks who can:

a) make themselves invisible
c)work at the speed of light

Rational my arse.

Impending Disaster That Is Not Ukraine Related

It has been par for the course throughout the 21st century and most of the 20th that the news you heard on broadcast media news or read about in the press is not the stuff that mattered. here’s a story that has been bubbling (oops, pardon!) for some time that dwarfs Ukraine, Syria, the economic crisis, climate change and even the imminent invasion by aliens that I keep reading about but can find no hard evidence of. It concerns the state of the supervolcano under Yellowstone Park in the north west USA.

from Intellihub:
In what may prove to be bad news for a one-thousand mile swath of the United States, the massive Yellowstone supervolcano may be on the brink of a massive explosion that would be categorized as an extinction level event (ELE).

In fact, recent reports suggest that ancient Helium4 gas has breached the surface layers of yellowstone’s crust,escaping into the atmosphere. Now couple that with the recent and abrupt ground level rise in the park–and we may be looking at a spell for disaster.

I mean after all, as Michio Kaku, famous theoretical physicist, pointed out on a Jan. 2011 CNN newscast, “When it blows [Yellowstone] it could destroy the United States as we know it. […] That’s what is making us nervous”

I don’t know about you but to me the thought of living in that region is horrifying, but what do I know, I live right near a massive volcano myself in Hawaii.

Later in the newscast the popular physicist points out how a 1000-mile ring of the U.S. would likely be destroyed if the supervolcano actually went. And as scary as that seems to some, we are actually quite overdue for the big one. In fact, the last Yellowstone eruption was thought to have happened around 630,000-years ago, meaning we are 30,000 overdue for a total explosion.

Kaku also pointed out that, “Every single burp, murmur, of this gigantic supervolcano, including the rise above sea level, has to be watched very carefully”.

Continue reading about the yellowstone supervolcano at Intellihub

I love the first comment in the thread on this story (the story is factual, comments are a different matter) which says that volcanic eruptions are caused by cosmic rays and we can prevent disaster by shielding the Yellowstone craters (what with, paper parasols?)


Something Strange In Antarctica

On days when there is no interesting news the only thing to do is find a conspiracy theory. Actually it this post is not about a ‘conspiracy’ but followers of the cult of Scientism will insist it is.

When there’s something stange
in your neighbourhood,
Who ya gonna call?

Well Ghostbusters obviously although last time I saw Dan Ackroyd he looked more like a waistband buster. But if there’s something strange under the antarctic icecap, who are you going to call then?

I stumbled on a video report from (iot’s probably all over the web as well)

A public forum is now having a heated discussion over what it calls ‘something strange being activated under the ice of Antarctica’. The forum moderator, who claims to be a geologist sent to Neumayer Station in Antarctica to study ice core samples. He introduces the discussion thus:

“About 2 weeks ago we started hearing rumors that strange microwave transmissions were being detected. Eventually it was discovered that these transmission were coming from about 100 feet below the ice about 15 miles from the station. An expedition was sent to that location to investigate the area. What they found were not only microwave transmissions, but also radioactive activity as well as a tremendous amount of heat originating below the ice which was melting the ice.

“This is when it all got really strange. Within days a team was sent from the US with heavy earth moving equipment. It was all classified and only a few members of the station are privy to was going on. That team and their equipment was sent to the location probably to dig up whatever was under the ice. About 4 hours after their team and equipment went to the site they all came back. There were 18 of them and 7 of them had to be treated by our doctors for some sort of radiation poisoning.
“What is more disturbing is the look on the faces of those team members as well as the look on the faces of the few guys at the station that are in the know when they returned. They all look like they saw a ghost. Totally scared and acting erratic.
“Now this are is totally off limits to us an is being guarded by the US military. Rumor is another team from the US is coming to resume the investigation from the Army Corp of Engineers.”

The discussion of whatever may or may not be under Antarctica begins at approx. the 30 second mark in this video.

This is not the first time strange goings on have been reported fron the vicinity of the Neumayer Sation. See more at this page

So, Return of The Nephilim, a fiendish plot by a Bond villain (complete with Persian Cat), or another diversion planned by the Illuminati to obfuscate their takeover of national governments, the awakening by HAARP electro magnetic pulses of a survival pod buried by a highly advanced antediluvian civilisation? You may speculate on those things, Boggart Blog could not possibly comment.

Conspiracy Theorists Vindicated: HAARP Confirmed Weather-manipulation Tool
Geoengineering exposed

Aliens Discovered Near Earth. Don’t Panic!

Douglas Adams has done it again. While the wankers at CERN were flushing shitloads of taxpayers money down the toilet in their pursuit of a chimera, while the American Church Of Scienceology cult aka SETI are talking about travelling to galaxies 100 light years distant where there might, just might, be stars that might, just might, have planets that might, just might, be capable of supporting life forms similar to those on earth if there is the right balance of oxygen, nitrogen and carbon dioxide in the atmosphere and enough water on the planets surface and the day / night temperature differential is OK and about a billion other things are as they must be, another of Adams’ predictions from Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy turns out to be correct.

Remember the bit in H2G2 when an invasion fleet from a highly advanced alien civilization, en route to earth on a conquer and subjugate mission arrived on our planet only to be swallowed in its entirity by a small dog?

Well read this:

British scientists believe they have found small bugs from outer space in the Earth’s atmosphere.

Tiny organisms were discovered by University of Sheffield experts on a research balloon they had sent 27km (16.7 miles) into the atmosphere during last month’s Perseids meteor shower.

The microscopic bugs were detected when the balloon landed back on the ground in Wakefield, West Yorkshire.

But the scientists insist the samples could not have been carried from the Earth’s surface into the stratosphere – the second layer of our atmosphere, which stretches up to 50km (31 miles) from the ground.

Strict tests were taken to avoid any contamination, they said.

(Full story)

So while the science worshippers’ high priest Brian Cox is talking about preparing to travel impossible distances 100 light years when light travels at 186,000 miles per second and our fastest spacecraft goes ten miles per second with a following solar wind, to meet highly advanced aliens like those in Star Trek or Doctor Who, the aliens were within reach for decades. And for once I can’t say scientists never see the big picture because while they were looking at the big Sci – Fi picture on their plasma screen or at the local multiplex, they actually needed a microscope to see our first alien encounter.


US military hiding something? Official explanation for mysterious radar signals falls apart

Alien Life: Who needs lizard men when there is a universe of ideas out there?

Alien In My Bed
The Science Of Spoons


postbox on the river

WTF is going on when an old fashioned post box suddenly appears between the arches of a bridge on the River Thames.

It’s not likely anybody will be posting letters there. And the postman’s black – and – white cat is not going to be very happy about travelling by boat to collect the mail.

Some say it’s a stunt, others that it is the work of a ghost that haunts the bridge. One local resident, spoon bender Uri Geller is sure it’s a message from aliens (Well we are in The Age Of Aquarius). The Post office claim it is nothing to do with them (don’t they always say that?) A spokesman added “It is certainly not an operational posting facility.”

Could it be something to do with privatisation? A place to posts complaints about slow delivery perhaps.


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Aliens Are Real Says Former Canadian Defence Minister

I have a couple of bones to pick with those of you who have sneered when I post blogs about aliens. First, WTF do you think you are doing bringing your sense of humour by – pass to Boggart Blog?

Second who do you think your are to be contradicting such an august personage as the former Canadian defence minister?

Canada’s former minister of National Defence Paul Hellyer testified at the Citizen Hearing On Disclosure (CHD) last month in Washington D.C. that aliens are living among us and that it is likely at least two of them are working with the U.S. government.

Hellyer, whose beliefs on extraterrestrial life and UFOs are well established, made the statements at the non-governmental hearings chaired by six former U.S. congressmen and aimed at, according to the event’s website, doing “what the U.S. Congress had failed to do for forty-five years — [sic] seek out the facts surrounding the most important issue of this or any other time — [sic] evidence pointing toward an extraterrestrial presence engaging the human race.”‘

See Hellyer’s evidence to US Congress: Paul Hellyer, Former Canadian Defence Minister, says Extraterrestrial Visits Are Real (Huffington Post video)

What has David Icke been telling you for decades while you doubters ridiculed him as a nutter in a turquoise shell suit?

Canada is not the only nation that has high ranking government officials who associate with aliens. It is rumoured there was an alien female in Silvio Berlusconi’s Italian government. The lady denies being an extra terrestrial but shows (below) her qualifications to work with Berlusconi


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berlusconi's minister for dairy farmingSilvio Berlusconi’s Minister for dairy farming

Quantum Metaphysics or The God Experiments
Alien Life: Who needs lizard men when there is a universe of ideas out there?

A Message From God On Mars?

I love the “Before It’s News” web site. It carries a delicious mix of stories that are either outrageous and unsubstantiated allegation and rumour, paranoid scaremongering, scurrilous slander (“Nude Pictures Of Barack Obama’s Mother in Satanic Ritual” – if I was a Satnist I’d sue over that one), cryptozoological freaks, warnings of apocalyptic events, and stuff that is just stark raving bonkers.

The best I have seen for a long time though carries the headline “NASA Finds Message From God On Mars” and concerns reports that people in charge of the Mars Rover have been hinting that before the end of the year they will reveal a discovery made by equipment on the Red Planet that will “change everything.”

Well it could be a message from God of course, although if it was intended for us it would nor inspire much confidence to learn he does not even know which planet we live on.

On the other hand it could be pictures of aliens showing their arses, Elvis, Osama bin Laden, Lord Lucan, a squadron of WW2 planes that went missing on a training flight near Bermuda,the lost chord or the lost civilization.

Or might it be the skeletal remains of ET who was trying to phone home, got through to a call centre customer complaints department and was put on hold.

Peacemaker and joybringer starts another war

If You Have Done Nothing Wrong You Have Everything To Fear #2

There has been a lot of talk about aliens secretly taking over the world recently. What kind of aliens? you might well ask.

Well, the Bilderberg Group, bankers, celebrities, business leaders, guys who think every human bean should be conceived in a test tube and genetically modified, and shape shifting reptillians like the person who said this:

”If you are a law-abiding citizen of this country, going about your business and your personal life, you have nothing to fear.” British Foreign Secretary William Hague, responding to the revelations of mass surveillance in the US and the UK” (BBC’s The Andrew Marr Show on 9 June).

The only reason you might not yet have done anything wrong enough to attract the attention of government snoopers is they haven’t invented an offence to fit what you do next.

Say you went down the car boot sale and bought a couple of DVDs for cash. That is a whole host of potential offences. First by buying DVDs in good faith you are inciting the seller to make fraudulent digital copies. Second, because you bought second hand for cash you are aiding and abetting tax evasion by entering into a transaction that cannot be electronically monitored. And thirdly, you knowingly deprived the government of information it needs if society is to be managed properly. you utterly evil bastard.

So what has William Hague and his total surveillance society to do with shape shifing aliens. Have you ever heard of the Mekon, the evil intergalatic overlord from the Dan Dare comic strip?

hague1 mekon

William Hague and The Mekon – the same shape shifting alien or what?

Surveillance and the police state

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USA escalates threats against nations sympathetic to Ed Snowden
News From The Bilderberg Group
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