Scientists investigating melting Arctic ice are being assassinated, Cambridge University professor claims

Cambridge Professor Peter Wadhams has made the astonishing claim that three scientists investigating the melting of Arctic ice may have been assassinated within the space of a few months.

Professor Wadhams who has previously been criticized by leaders of the green movement for allowing his paranoia to stray into alramism, said he feared being labelled a “looney” over his suspicion that the deaths of the scientists were more than just an ‘extraordinary’ coincidence (feared? I’d say he had proved it beyond reasonable doubt).

He insists his colleagues, one of whom was in a collision with a lorry while another fell downstairs while the third was stuck by lightening, could have been murdered and hinted that the oil industry or else sinister government forces might be implicated.

Murdered by lightening strike? Surely that would be a bit difficult to arrange, even for the CIA

The three scientists he identified – Seymour Laxon and Katherine Giles, both climate change scientists at University College London, and Tim Boyd of the Scottish Association for marine Science – all died within the space of a few months in early 2013.

Prof Wadhams said that in the weeks after Prof Laxon’s death he believed he was targeted by a lorry which tried to force him off the road. He reported the incident to the police.

Asked if he thought hitmen might have been behind the deaths, Prof Wadhams, who is Professor of ocean physics at Cambridge University, told The Telegraph: “Yes. I do believe assassins possibly murdered them but I can see that I would be thought of as a looney for believing this.

“But it’s just very odd coincidence that something like that should happen in such a brief period of time.”

He added: “They [the deaths] were accidents as far as anybody was able to tell but the fact they were clustered like that looked so weird.”

Asked who might have wanted them out the way, he replied: “I can only think of the oil lobby but I don’t think the oil lobby goes around killing people.”

The Daily Telegraph among others ran the story and the final comment published before the thread was closed as commenters demolished washams’ credibility and threw his sanity into doubt was this from Feminist_Future

It isn’t just anybody making these claims.

It’s a Professor at Cambridge University.

If any of the posters below has even one-tenth of the intellect required to become a Cambridge University Professor, I’d be amazed.

Well all your favourite blogger can say to that is I am amazed that a person as evidently dumbed down, brainwashed and conditioned to authority worship as Feminist Future can find the intelligence to hit the right keys so we must assume her comment was intended to read something like “Yarrrghurrum fladibuffle nugum pharlibut rijubum glar” but benefits from the ‘moneys writing Shakespeare’ equation. For myself I can honestly say I have never met a university professor who could be accurately described as intelligent. They are big on book learning (which can be acquired by rote) but short on life experience, a combination which results in an absence of practical skills.

Scientists setting off to study the arctic should forst read up on Norse myth they they would understand the risks involved with pissing off Ymir and his ice giants. Don’t fuck with the ancient gods, they can be nasty bastards as the picture shows.

Ymir, god of the arctic waste and leader of the ice giants (source)

Giant Russian Hole Overshadows News From Ukraine, Gaza

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Maltesers: Does the Earth have a honeycomb centre like these sweets? (Source)

Russia Today reports that a major project is to be launched to investigate a mysterious huge hole that suddenly appeared in one of the most remote and inaccessible regions of northern Russia’s . It was unclear what had caused the gaping crater, about 100 meters in diameter, filmed from the air (see YouTube video below) in Yamal, which means “the end of the Earth” in the local Nenets language, where arctic temperatures winter temperatures regulrly plunge to -55 degrees Fahrenheit. Yamal, inhabited by indigenous reindeer herders, is one of Russia’s richest regions in natural gas.

The hole was found near the Bovanentsky gas field, leading to speculation that it could have been caused by an underground explosion. No Thor’s Hammer found as yet, not a secret passage to a ‘Stately Pleasuredome’ (where Aelph the sacred river ran, through caverns measureless to man, into a sunless sea – h/t Samuel Taylor Coleridge and Kublai Khan) in sight.

And, to the great disappointment of certain American conspiracy sites I like to look at, there was no evidence of an underground city built by The Nephilim millions of years ago, nor the secret headquarters of a megalomaniac, paraplegic, billionaire psychopath who rolls around in a nuclear wheelchair with a white Persian Cat on his knee as the plots to seize control of the world.
Other theories we are dismissing at this stage include Godzilla breaking loose from his thousand food deep tomb to terrorize Tokyo again, and the Norse Demon Angrbodr bursting out of Niflheim to summon the forces of darkness to Ragnarok , the final battle between good and evil.
So what caused the hole. Well I’m going to suggest that all the science and mythology up to now has been wrong and the planet is really a giant Malteser offered by the God Cronos to his consort Rhea. Or maybe not.

What I really want to know however is how can you be a helicopter pilot who shot that video and not want to go down that hole and hover to get a better look. Health and Safety issues I suppose. People are such wusses these days.

Story source Russia Today