Corrupt Labour Politician Baroness Scotland To Give Anti – corruption Lecture.

The latest post in our occasional series titled You Couldn’t Make It Up

Most gobsmacking news today from the anti – establishment news desk, a bunch of hypocritical left wing turds calling themselves  Transparency International have chosen as the best person to deliver their “Annual Anti-Corruption Lecture” next week, none other than the bung seeking, expenses fiddling, bent contract awarding Labour peer, Baroness Scotland will be giving the talk, discussing how important it is “to champion integrity, increase public awareness on the adverse impact of corruption, and promote appreciation of how important it is that the UK acknowledges the pressing need to tackle corruption within its own borders”.

Transparency International admit it’s a slightly odd choice given the crook and liar Baroness Scotland has been mired in a sleaze scandal of her own, including claiming £307 expenses for a toilet seat and was outed by Guido Fawkes blog as having claimed MP’s educational allowance to cover school fees for her grown up children.. They say:

“We are aware that since then a number of allegations have been made against Baroness Scotland and our Annual Lecture will provide the ideal opportunity for her to respond directly to those claims, as well as allowing members of the public and press to raise any questions they may wish to ask.”

Other scandals involving Baroness Scotland include abuses of her office when she was attorney General and reveal how she waived procurement practices in order to award a £90,000 ‘crony capitalism’ contract to a close friend and associate. Just days after taking office, Scotland instructed staff to hire her fellow Labour peer Lord Patel as a consultant to produce a review of the department.

Scotland and Patel have been friends for years and she has previously described him as her “partner in crime”. The leaked memo below (h/t Guido Fawkes), an makes clear the arrangement is at the behest of Scotland, the oficial who drafted it uses the phrase “following your instructions”  to cover his own arse and requires them to “seek a waiver from the Secretariat’s preferred procurement practices”. The job was not advertised to other bidders, the recruitment process was waived so it could be given to her “partner in crime”.

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The contract is with Patel’s company KYA Global. Its only directors are Patel and his wife – the company appears to have no website or online or physical presence. The sums of money are huge – the company was paid £30,000-a-month out of the public purse. The contract was signed by Baroness Scotland herself.

It is utterly astounding, even in the weird and whack world of corrupt, dishonest, money grubbing, expenses troughing, see-their-sons-and-daughters-to-anyone  Labour politicians that such a blatantly corrput individual should be asked to deliver an anti corruption lecture. Being a greedy, corrupt, lying, palm greasing, easily bribed hypocrite is an essential qualification for those who want to get on in left wing politics.

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Posh Boy Can’t Explain What He Doesn’t Understand

pfizer lies
selling fascism as capitalism (h/t dividicke.com )

Conservative globalists are screaming that David Cameron must explain why the takeover of British based pharmaceutical corporation Astra Zeneca by American asset strippers and patent thieves Pfizer is a good thing and will benefit the British economy.

There is no chance of Dave succeeding of course, even someone who was being paid shitloads of money by Pfizer could not make a decent case for this takeover. Even Oskar Pistorius’ lawyer could not excuse the track record of Pfizer for breaking pledges given to national governments once they have succeeded in acquiring a takeover target.

Here’s what one Tory globalist was saying (and if you are wondering about Labour’s position on the issue, sorry the party of millionaires, lawyers and elitists have been too busy planning how they will tell us all what to eat and drink and where we can go and what we can do.

Benedict Brogan in The Daily Telegraph reported:

… he would look “very very hard” at the effects of the Pfizer/AstraZ deal, at a stroke joining the queue of otherwise sensible – and some not-so-sensible – politicians who have decided that making noises against it is a smart move. There were plenty of them in the Commons earlier who harangued a calmly effective Vince Cable when he defended the principle of non-interference.

This is not to defend Pfizer. There is nothing to suggest that they are a charity interested in advancing the cause of UK plc. If anything, their record suggests they pump for cash and get out. But let the share price be their judge. If they want to be seen as a company that engages in a form of tax arbitrage by seeking a less onerous jurisdiction to base themselves in, fine. Again, they aren’t a charity. Come to think of that, neither is AstraZeneca, the product itself of a foreign merger in 1999. As George Osborne knows to his cost, UK ownership is no protection against global competition: he got to know the company when it eliminated thousands of jobs in his constituency. More:

Now defending capitalism is one thing, but what the globalists and world view theorists overlook is that what we now have is as far from capitalism as was feudalism with its system of lief and leige.

Pfizer along with the rest of Big Pharma, Big Oil, Big Ag, Big Biotech, Big Food and Big Finance are not capitalist enterprises, they are corporatists. Their businesses are not founded on asset backed capital but on debt and fiat money. And as Benito Mussolini said (and he’d know) corporatism and fascism are the same thing.

No wonder the political parties that support Euronaziism are in favour of it.

Y’know one day I will come across some twat with a degree in economics who actually understands how business works … and I won’t know whether to shit or go blind.

Capitalism and Cash Cows

I don’t normally nick entire posts but this made me laugh so much I could not resist. With humble thanks to Sadbutmadlad on Anna Raccoon’s blog

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Socialism: You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour.

Communism: You have 2 cows. The state takes both and gives you some milk.

Fascism: You have 2 cows. The state takes both and sells you some milk.

Nazism: You have 2 cows. The state takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows. The state takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.

Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiples and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

American Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

Enron Venture Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell 3 of them to your publicly listed company using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull.

Accenture Model Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You shred them.

French Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You go on strike, organise a riot and block the roads because you want 3 cows.

Japanese Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are 1/10 the size of an ordinary cows and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it worldwide.

German Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
Italian Capitalism: You have 2 cows, but you don’t know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

Russian Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You count them and learn that you have 5 cows. You count again and learn you have 42 cows. You count again and learn you have 2 cows. You open another bottle of vodka.

Swiss Capitalism: You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

Chinese Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have a full employment and and high bovine productivity. You arrest the journalist who reports otherwise.

Indian Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You worship them.

British Capitalism: You have 2 cows. Both are mad.

Iraqi Capitalism: Everyone thinks you have many cows. You tell them you have none but they don’t believe you and bomb the shit out of your farm. You still have no cows, but at least you are part of a democracy.
New Zealand Capitalism: You have 2 cows. The one on the left is looking pretty sexy…

Australian Capitalism: You have 2 cows. Business seems good. You close the office and go for a few celebratory beers.

New Labourism: You have 2 cows. One becomes the leader, the other rich.

ConDemism: You have 2 cows. One becomes the leader, the other turns into a poodle.

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So Much To Do, So Little Time (and money)

While most of us struggle to get our heads around the many ways the credit crunch or more correctly the collapse of capitalism will affect our lives others, people lucky enough to exist in that bubble of unreality called the academic community, continue on their way oblivious to what is happening here on planet reality.
If only we could all forget immediate problems like the recession, unemployment, house repossessions, and the governments’ attempts in Britain and the USA to reinflate the financial bubble by getting us all spending money we do not have life would seem so much more hopeful and promising.
Well forget the economic apocalypse, a more terrible, more final apocalypse is on the way and it is nearer than we think. A frightening study by a team of scientists suggests that our galaxy, The Milky Way, will collide with the neighbouring Andromeda galaxy much earlier than was previously thought.
Oh no!” we hear you cry, “oh shit, so little time, so much to do.”
Very likely you will start thinking of all the things you should have done in your life, that you would have done had you not been so busy working to pay your mortgage, service your credit card debts, the things that you swore you would get to one day……..one day. You were so sure things were under control, you were on top of your debts, earning well and your house was increasing in value so rapidly you were close to escape velocity.
And now you are told the end of the world is imminent. You are about to be cheated out of your life. They are saying we are all about to die.
DON’T PANIC!
The scientists are getting excited because someone has done some equations and reckons that instead of the great collision, which we don’t want to refer to as the Big Crash as people will be confused with the economic crisis, is not eight and a half billion years away but only seven billion years in the future.
What kind of arseholes would spread fear and panic by releasing a story like that just to get themselves in the news? Only one kind that we know of.

It has been said in the past Boggart Blog is unnecessarily hard on scientists and people have hinted it may be because in the past Boggarts have been used as guinea pigs in unspeakably cruel experiments and are seeking revenge on our tormentors. We are not at all, well not all the time, only on Tuesday afternoons in fact. No, what pisses us off is the sheer pointlessness of so much that is done (at great expense) in the name of science. So the world is going to end in seven billion years.

That is long after our sun has exhausted its hydrogen fuel and become a barren lump of cinder floating pointlessly in space. And we and all our descendants will have gone before that so really who gives a flying fuck. We have an economic crisis to worry about. Wonder if the scientists have any ideas about that? Probably not, it’s too much like reality.

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