French Bakery Ordered To Remove ‘Racist’ Cakes
What’s a racist cake, you might well ask. This whole ‘waycism’ obession of the politically correct idiocracy just gets sillier.
A bakery in the French Riviera has been told by a court to remove a range of cakes after the delicacies were declared racist.
The patisserie in Grasse, South-Eastern France, was told his confectionery was “obscene and could “incite racial hatred, the Local reports. So were the cakes ‘waycist’ or were they just earth goddess figures covered in chocolate (which happends to be brown quite naturally)?
The confections in question, named Gods and Goddesses, are shortbread and chocolate mousse cakes in the
shape of obese people covered with dark chocolate with over-sized genitals, they are very similar in appearnce to the earth mother (Doni or Donna) figures found from northern India and Mesopotamia, through the Caucasus and into the Danube valley in Europe. Such figures tend to be verious shades ob brown depending on the clay they were formed from.
(Figure right is The Venus Of Willendorf, a neolithic fertility figure found in Austria.
While the baker claimed his cakes were inoffensive, a judge deemed them to be an “attack on human dignity.)
The case was brought by a French anti racism’ group, the Representative Council of Black Associations (CRAN).
Speaking ahead of the court ruling, its spokesman Louis-George Tin said “It’s pure and simple racism.
Having been made aware of the controversial chocolatey figures by a shocked customer, the group slammed the “obscene slave trade caricatures that tap into the tradition of colonial racism and threatened to lodge a complaint for inciting racial hatred.
“We are in a country where the word equality is part of the constitution, which means it doesn’t allow for racism. Does he think these treats adhere to the values of the French Republic? he asked.
“We must fight this kind of racism. I cannot imagine what would be said (rightly) if an African baker decided to represent Jesus Christ or the Virgin Mary in a similar way, Tin added. We wonder how the self righteous streak of sewer slime feels about the cholocate Santas sold in many places around Europe at Christmas. Are they not equally racist?
The baker, Tannick Tavolaro, was defiant about his creations when they first hit the headlines earlier this month, saying he found the complaint absurd and denied he was a racist.
“At first I thought it was a joke then I read the news. It’s absurd and hurtful. These pastries have absolutely no racial connotation at all, he said.
“It’s made of chocolate mousse, which is why it’s black. The characters are little human beings, a man and woman but not a black man and a woman, he explained.
“These people who attack me don’t know my story or my career or who I am. It’s just intellectual terrorism and I won’t yield to that kind of terrorism, before pledging to continue making his cakes despite the threats he has received.
Tavolaro, who said he is not a member of any political party, said he was taking a stand “for free speech.
We are starting and “equal rights for chocolate cakes campaign which we hope will divide pubic opinion so deeply throught Europe, the EU will be torn apart as civil unrest spreads with street bttles betwen sane people and those who think chocolate cakes are racist.