Our Tax money Funds Euronazi Brainwashing Program In School

How the EU’s billions fund Brussels Beanos

Move over, Dennis the Menace. The European Union has produced a series of cartoon strips, games and colouring books that rival the antics of Minnie the Minx, Desperate Dan and other classic comic characters.

The cartoons teach children how EU cash has funded fire engines, hospital wards and infrastructure as part of a drive to counter the impression that the 28-member bloc is wasteful.

Children can also learn about the intricacies of the Common Agricultural Policy, the work of competition lawyers and the virtues of free movement.

One such comic, published recently by the Publications Office of the European Union, has the very Naziish title ‘On the Road to Victory’, and features a class of international students from Slovakia’s capital, Bratislava. “Inspired by the EU budget”, they take a trip across Europe.

The comic was drawn by two cartoonists under the guidance of the EU Directorate-General for Budget, which oversees the bloc’s €144

I love the way teacher says proudly there is only 1% fraud but omits to mention the other 99% is spent on vanity projects, social engineering initiative, eugenics programmes, and funding jollies to exotic destina tions for bureaucrats You don’t have to defraud the EU to enjoy a millionair lifestyle, just get yourself a seat on the gravy train. I speak from experience.

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After the Olympic success, Dandy closure bursts the bubble.

In a cultural shock that could wipe out the feelgood effect of the Olympics, Jessica Ennis’ bottom and all, we learned today that The Dandy is to cease publication. The comic, which featured Desperate Dan, was first published 75 years ago.

Shuffling off this mortal coil to visit that great recycling plant from in whose bourne no traveller returns along with the title will be Korky the Kat, Beryl the Peril, Minnie the Minx and Banana Man and others.

Fortunately we understand that rival comic The Beano is still selling well which means that The Bash Street Kinds and Lord Snooty and His Pals can continue to run British politics.

Dennis The Politically Correct Menace.

This truly is the end of civilisation as we know it. Dennis The Menace has had a politically correct makeover. Thanks to pressure from the BBC we’re told, the publishers of Beano Comic have already yielded to the politically correct whiners and stripped Dennis of his Weapons Of Menace & Destruction, a peashooter and a catapult (toys which no self respecting schoolboy of my generation would not leave home without) and turned his attack dog Gnasher into a vegetarian tofuhound. Now they have been pressured by the BBC, broadcasters of the Dennis and Gnasher animated cartoons into making Dennis into an environmentally friendly menace.

No wonder our children are growing up depressed, alienated and anti social. They are being forced to grow up in a joyless, wuss – friendly, wimpified world where even a gleefully evil cartoon character has to be politically correct.

Now, as well as behaving like Little Lord Fauntleroy Dennis has to deliver pithy messages that remind his readers of the importance of being environmentally friendly and saving energy. They’re between six and eight years old FFS.

Ah well, its just another case of Ignatius Loyola’s dictum: “give me the child to age seven and I will give you the adult for life. No wonder the Politically Correct Thought Police hate me when I say they are like the Spanish Inquisition. I’m just way too close to the truth.

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Briony Gordon of The Daily Telegraph reports on Dennis the Menace’s PC makeover. Check out the link for a picture of the real Dennis with his famous menacing expression (achieved by putting his eyes ahead of his chin, a very difficult trick for artists my son tells me.)

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Looks Like A Job For …… BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!

One of my favourite Monty Python sketches though it is remembered by few other people which proves either I have an amazing memory or am more of a Python geek than I thought, featured a Superhero called Bicycle Repair Man.

A bike mechanic superhero? you might well ask incredulously. Yes, well the comic premise was that in a world populated by super humans with amazing powers that enabled them to run faster than a speeding train, leap tall buildings at a single bound , fly into space at many times the speed of light and stop the bi-weekly asteroid-on-a-collision-course-with-earth by will power alone; where supershapeshifters who could turn into a tropical rainstorm and douse forest fires, turn into a fiery furnace and evaporate flood waters, fart against the wind and stop a hurricane in it’s tracks (no, sorry – that’s Johnny Fartpants from Viz) or do any miraculous deed that was necessary to save the world averted catastrophe on a dally basis.

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Is Top Footballer The Boy Detective From a 1960s Comic Strip

I was still reading comics at the start of the 1960 so I write from authentic memories as nothing in the world of pre pubescent and adolescent boys changed much between the end of World War 2 and the mid 1970s.

So there I was watching the footy last night and reflecting on what it is about Christian Ronaldo I find slightly disturbing. And it came to me in one of those flashes of cosmic consciousness in which the mind transcends the physical limitations of time and space.

Ronaldo reminds me of one of those badly drawn characters, a boy-detective or boy-reporter or something that featured in Hotspur, Rover, Wizard and the rest. You know the guy, his sidekick was always a Border Collie. The plot of these stories was the same every week: badly drawn boy reporter / detective / secret agent gets into a bad situation, the dog sorts it out and the stupid kid gets the credit. Then a fat posh bloke in a top hat pops up and says “you and your dog saved the day, here’s ten shillings to get yourself a slap up tea.”

We shall perhaps never know what happened to the Border Collie. Pity, United could have done with it in midfield last night.

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Da-da da-da, da-da da-da, da-da da-da, da-da da-da Islam

Batman has a new foe: Osama bin Laden. Plans to pit the caped crusader against the leader of Al-Qa’ida were unveiled at a comic book convention in
California by Frank Miller, America’s best-known graphic novel writer. His latest book, which he is half way through drawing and writing, will be
called Holy Terror: Batman! And will feature a Bin Laden led terrorist attack on Gotham City.

Naturally the Wahabist puritan is offended by the suspect nature of the relationship shared by Batman and Robin. What beats me though is why it has taken him so long to target Gotham City.

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