Citizen Corbyn

On the evening news today I saw Jeremy Corbyn kicking off the Labour election campaign, giving it plenty about ‘The People’. Labour are the party of The People he said and will engage with The People and empower The People. Under his Labour government The People will come first and blah, blah, blah.
And I thought,”Yeah that’s it, he wasn’t always called Jeremy Corbyn was he? Anyone remember Jeremy (Wolfie) Smith?

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Vegetarian Corbyn And Lardarse Abbott Were Lovers

As lefties carry on grizzling about Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn not singing the Royal Anthem (they don’t even know that God Save The Queen is not actually the national anthem) was yesterday a bigger story than The Conservatives voting to cut tax credits which, the loonies claim will ‘plunge thousands of families into poverty [wong, because a) we knew about that in April, and b) it will only significantly affect houseolds with annual incomes over £40k ], today’s Corbyn story is much better.

It has been revealed that weirdie beardie, vegetarian matchstick man Jezza and Tub Of Lard MP Diane Abbott were one lovers.

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We can see from the picture why the affair did not last. Jeremy is a stereotypical sandal wearing, tree hugging tofu scoffer who looks like a good meal would kill him, Diane looks likes she has enjoyed a few too many large helpings of curried goat with rice and peas, steak and chips or pie and mash.