Sweden: Authorities cancel traditional Christmas concerts, promote Islamic events

Sweden’s, and perhaps the world’s largest outdoor Christmas concert “Oh Holy Night”, which traditionally airs on Swedish national TV on Christmas Eve each year, has been cancelled, SVT news reports.

This is most likely yet another example of the Swedish governmenmt’s policy of suppressing ancient European traditions in order not to offend migrants who don’t hold Christian beliefs (a.k.a. Muslim extremists who hate everything Christian and European, who steal, rape and murder in the knowledge that even if the police bother to investigate their crimes – asking immigrant to obey Swedish law is racist according to left wing politicians in Sweden – can rely on the courts acting with extreme leniency in response to even the most serious of crimes.

Earlier incidents of this state sponsored de-Swedenication of Sweden include: replacing the image of Santa Lucia (December 21st), who according to the ancient Swedish Pagan Yule tradition always has been a long haired, blonde, beautiful woman, with a black boy.

Putting a woman in a hijab on the annual Advent/Christmas calendar.

Cancelling the traditional student choirs’ appearance on TV at Valborg (Swedish Pagan spring celebration).

Principals forbidding students to wave the Swedish flag on graduation day.

Insisting on prayer for diversity at National Day celebration events.

Left-wing Swedes promoting the idea that Sweden’s National Day should not be celebrated, on TV and in national papers.

At the same time Muslim culture and traditions are being intensely promoted:

On Midsummer’s Day (Sweden’s celebration of the sun at its height, the most culturally significant traditional holiday in the Swedish calendar) TV4 decided to let a woman in a hijab teach the Swedes how to cook kebab properly in preparation for Ramadan, the holy month of the Islamic calendar. It was a political gesture of course, cooking a kebab is not difficult. Ramadan is also celebrated with state funded public events in all Swedish cities with large migrant communities as well as on TV. In spite of protests from Christian and secular Swedes, authorities are allowing the Islamic call to prayer to be played through loudspeakers (at 110 dB), while at the same time banning bell rining in Christian churches (presumably bells are an abomination to Allah.)

Sadly, this is not confined to Sweden. Similar things are occurring throughout the liberal democracies of Western Europe, and will continue to occur as long as the ruling elites pursue immigrant friendly policies aimed at replacing the educated, well informed working classes of Europe with ignorant, illiterate (and therefore not capable of dissent) third world peasants.

In order to save ourselves we need to stand up for national cultures and traditions, and to stop accepting government’s efforts to force us to accept Islamic values and morals, ignore pro – Islamic laws such as the recent judgement in the European Court which makes ALL criticism of Islam subject to charges of blasphemy (meanwhile Muslims can say what they like about Christianity, Atheism, Paganism, humanism, Hinduism, Buddhism and Taoism,) In counties all over the European continent, along with the United States, Canada, Australia and South East Asia resistance to the ruling elite’s efforts to inject Islam into our way of life is growing. Join the resistance NOW. Islam is a brutal, primitive religion that treats women as property, executes people for having sex outside marriage and imposes the death penalty for homosexuality. We must act, in a few more years it will be too late.


More on Islam’s eradication of Swedish culture via Swedish school bans centuries-old Christian tradition but celebrates Muhammad’s journey to heaven

Prohibition of the Swedish Christmas tradition Lucia has sparked debate in Sweden. In Motala, the Lucia celebration has been cancelled at Kärrbacken School. According to preschool manager Anna Karmskog, they want to avoid discrimination, offensive treatment and do not want to “exclude” anyone.

It is also seen from an “equality perspective”. Many people buy Lucia costumes for one occasion. It does not feel right to force the parents to buy these, she says, untruthfully. I have worked in Sweden and been involved in a Lucia celebration (festival of light celebrating the day on which the sun passes its lowest point on the noon horizon and days start to lengthen. Special costumes are optional, all that is needed is a candle and something to catch wax, which can be fashioned out of tinfoil.

Left wing activist teachers, honouring the killjoy spirit we traditionally associate with the virtue signalling, politically correct left, say many children are rendered anxious and sad in a large crowd, and the “gender perspective” as the children “walk in a row” is questioned. In other words boys walk in one line, girls in another. The school did not discussed the cancellation with the parents, the leftist teachers simply imposed their prejudices.

In Mellerud, Åsen’s school decided to boycott the Lucia celebrations altogether, at both primary and middle school. A parent at the school, Ingrid Stewart, believes the ban has to do with religion and the hated of left wing staff towards Christianity and Swedish culture.

“I suspect it. Everyone does not feel comfortable with Lucia celebrations according to the school. But last week, the school celebrated Muhammad’s journey to heaven without even informing us.”, she says.

Some now say that the cancelled Lucia celebration is a prelude to cancel Christmas and force Swedes to adapt to Islam. Recently, to prevent terror attacks, barriers have also been set up at Christmas Markets in Malmö.Organi. Fortunately all this is strengthening the Sweden Democrats, the nationalist political party.

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Government Fails Jewish School Over Lack of ‘Correct’ LGBT Teaching

A Jewish girls’ school in London has been failed for a third time by Education Department inspectors who claim it fell short of requirements set out in the Equalities Act to teach LGBT principles in general and homosexuality/gender reassignment issues in particular. The equalities act, you may remember is a pernicious piece of legislation pushed through by former Labour deputy leader and lobbyist on behalf of the Paedophile Information Exchange which at the time of Harman’s involvement was demanding as part of its “equal rites for paedophiles” position that the age at which it is legal to have sex with youg people be lowered to 4 (I’ll spell that so there is no room for confusion F-O-U-R) in the dying days of the last Labour government.

The Vizhnitz girls’ school caters to 212 students and has been visited by the UK’s Office for Standards in Education, Children’s Services and Skills (Ofsted) to determine if it taught LGBT issues such as “sexual orientation.” Because it had not, it was gauged to have declined giving its pupils who are aged up to eight years old, a “full understanding of fundamental British values” and therefore the school is in breach of equality laws, according to the Jewish Press; (Jew hating, terrorist – loving, Corbyn supporting, racist, neo-Nazi, millennial snowflakes might want to fuck the fucking fuck off here, because while I’m, not trying to ‘trigger’ anyone I know such Jew – hating people can’t cope with views sympathetic to the Jewish community.) Schools that do not come up to Ofsted’s requirements must improve or face closure.

Just read that previous paragraph again. Our ‘progressive’ education system is now so dominated by paedophile loving, racist, left wing activists, they think the main purpose of primary education is to indoctrinate prepubescent children with Gay BLT propaganda. And this website would like to know when did being a turd burglar or rug muncher become part of “fundamental British values”. Keep sex in the bedroom and out of the classroom, that’s a fundamental British value.

The inspectors report on Vizhnitz school commented: “This restricts pupils’ spiritual, moral, social and cultural development and does not promote equality of opportunity in ways that take account of differing lifestyles,” the Ofsted inspectors reported, pointing out that the students are being “shielded from learning about certain differences between people, such as sexual orientation.” As a result, “pupils have a limited understanding of the different lifestyles and partnerships that individuals may choose in present-day society.”

After spending an hour searching the web I could find no instance of a Muslim failth school being censured for failing to tech Gay BLT propaganda or tell publis they should multilate their reproductive organs in the name of political correctness. So now we find the education system of racist as well as biased towards the gay community.

The inspectors conceded that “the school’s culture is, however, clearly focused on teaching pupils to respect everybody, regardless of beliefs and lifestyle.” Right, so what’s the fucking problem. Why do Gay BLTs get special treatment when we are allowed to ridicule Christians, computer gamers, Train spotters, stamp collectors and people with ginger hair?

David Kurten MEP, the UKIP Education spokesman, said the state should not be forcing ideologies on children at the very youngest ages.

“Primary school children are far too young to be exposed to ideas such as the details of non-reproductive sexual acts and gender fluidity. Children deserve a childhood and the guise of ‘inclusion’ and ‘anti-bullying’ is being used to expose them to damaging ideas far too early, and to undermine and close down faith schools in favour of secularism.

“Yet secularism is not a neutral blank canvas of a worldview. Humanist and secularist groups have actively campaigned against faith schools for over a century. 99% of faith schools are Christian schools, and have done an excellent job of education children and young people in the UK since Augustine’s time in the 6th Century.

“Ofsted is now part of the red blob which is pushing cultural Marxism.”

Six other religious schools in the UK have also failed the same inspections in recent weeks.

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The Pope Wants You to Pray for a One World Religion


‘You will all obey the world religion’ – Pope Francis (Image source)

The Marxist, globalist, Soros apparatchik currently posing as head of the Catholic faith wants to scrap the Catholic Church. He didn’t say that in so many words but he has called on Catholics to pray for the creation of a world religion (because love and peace) which would embrace Catholicism, the Protestant denominations, Orthodox, Syriac, Armenian, Ethiopian and Coptic Christians, Christian Scientists, Rosicrucians, Theosophists, Freemasons, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Seventh Day Adventists, Amish, Latter Day Saints, and presumably Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Jain, Sikh, Shinto, Pagans, Shamanistic Animists, Jedi, Wiccans and Satanists. In other words they guy’s a deluded fuckwit.

from Truthstream Media:
The Hegelian dialectic has been defined as “the framework for guiding our thoughts and actions into conflicts that lead us to a predetermined solution”. What we’re seeing now is the thesis + antithesis = synthesis of a centuries-long plot unfold before our eyes — politically, economically, and religiously.

The Pope (or the guy with the pope robe and silly hat everyone is calling the Pope, whichever you prefer) is now openly calling for everyone to pray for a one world religion “because love and peace”. It’s the closest we’ll get to a one world religion commercial, complete with swelling emotional music and claims that this is about peace and love and acceptance and love and peace. They sure do always promise a utopia, don’t they? Reminds us of Jeremiah 6:14, when they say “peace, peace,” when there is no peace…

Funny, while he calls for this open discussion about religions coming together, the comments section of the original YouTube video have been closed.

For the rest of the article and a video CLICK HERE The punchline? The video was put together by the Jesuit global prayer network.

This latest move will come as no surprise to those who have dubbed Frankie, “The New World Order’s Pope” because of his support for globalist, anything-but-christian ideology, his contempt for Catholic theology, dictatorial attitude towards the College of Cardinals and his determination to trash traditional Catholic values.

It is very doubtful that Pope Frankie is The Antichrist as some are suggesting, he seems to us to be just another shallow, opportunistic, egomaniacal world domination freak pitching for a global totalitarian government in which he probably has been promised a role.

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Islam To Be Official Religion In Anglican, Catholic, Jewish Schoools?

It all gets more insane with every week that passes.

New regulations that were intended to encourage the inculcation of “British Values” in schools are now being usurped to force a Christian school to accept Islamification or face possible closure. The reason is that they have not invited an Imam to address the The Christian Institute school assembly, reports a charity helping to defend them from the Department for Education.

The small independent school which has not been named is in the home counties. Governors have been warned that te schools rating under the Independent Schools Standards framework would be changed from “Good”, to merely “Adequate” because of its failure to meet the new requirements on promoting diversity.

Before the left – wing idiot fringe start screeching that religion should be banned from schools, ‘fraid it would do no good you politically correct fools. The regulations could be used to force secular schools to allow Islamic preachers to address pupils.

The new rules, which were introduced after the Islamist ‘Trojan Horse’ scandal to prevent radicalisation of children in Britain’s schools appears to have suffered from the law of unintended consequences (as any document drafted by public service workers tends to do) as they are now being used to interfere with traditional British schools instead.

The Department for Education (DfE) says promoting “acceptance and engagement” and “tolerance and respect of all faiths and cultures” in schools now means going a lot further than school trips to Mosques and Temples, which has been the case in the past. The new rules mean the state is forcing faith schools, such as Anglican, Roman Catholic and Jewish schools to invite faith leaders such as Muslim Imams who are oppsed to the teachings of the schools sponsoring faith to lead lessons.

Where will it end. Will feminist studies classes have to hear lectures on the advantages for women of polygamous partnerships? Will home economics classes be treated to lectures on how to prepare and serve human organs? Will children be encouraged to have a go at slaughtering small, furry animals halal style?

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Stupid Lefties Of The Week: The Equality and Human Rights Commission

Not long ago because of a shortage of stupid criminals to whom we could award our Stupid Criminal Of The Week title, Boggart Blog inaugurated our Stupid Lefties of the week award to celebrate the politically correct idiocies of those emotional cripples who think shitting on DHWFs (Decent Hard Working Folks) to show how much said emotional cripples care about losers, weirdos, window lickers, scroungers, wankers, dickheads and arseholes is somehow the way to build a ‘fair’ society.

The latest Stupid Lefties Of The Week award goes to The Equality and Human Rights Commission for once again demanding fairness for minorities without thinking it through.

A document published for employers by the Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) suggests new guidelines for how members of minorities should be treated in the workplace.

Among the guidelines is a statement that “employees may assert the right to discuss their personal beliefs in the workplace and employers should not prevent such conversations”. Bosses should “consider seriously” adapting the relevant work duties to suit their employees beliefs.

It insists that such beliefs should be “more than an opinion or a viewpoint”, should be genuinely and sincerely held and worthy of respect in a democratic society. This, it is stated, would uphold the right of vegetarians and vegans to harangue colleagues about the evils of meat eating and presumably for Muslims and Jews to kill each other for reasons nobody can remember.

Among the examples suggested are that ecologists could ask to be excused from duties that increase CO2 emissions, such as flying to business meetings or getting a bus to work, and that Christians, Muslims, Hundus, Druids and Pagans should be allowed to take time off work to go on pilgrimages and attend sacred rituals.

It also suggests that members of religious groups should be able to practice the rituals on their faith in the workplace. This raises many questions. Would Jews be allowed to slaughter chickens according to kosher law in the coffee room, would Muslims be allowed to march round the boss’s desk whacking themselves on the head with their laptops and would Druids be allowed to sacrifice virgins on the table in the conference room.

And, as we are near to Beltane would pagans be able to smash up the office furniture, make a bonfire in the middle of the floor, dance round it naked and have a sex orgy during working hours?

People really must lean to think about consequences.

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Scientists Blame Ancient Goddess For Volcanic Dust

We have often taken scientists to task here at Boggart Blog for the way they are trying to put their irrational faith in reason, logic and order into the place a religion. Our barbed-tongue-in-cheek comments have provoked some furious responses along the lines of:

“How dare you question and ridicule science and scientists. We are tireless seekers after truth and can in no way be compared to the superstitious and gullible people who cling to religious faith. You ignorant Boggart Bloggers obviously do not understand science or you would realise our science is immortal, invisible, ineffable and infallible.”

Right so. But in that case what are we to make of a story I found today that reports scientists suspect there is a link between the volcanic eruption in Iceland with all its attendant disruption and climate change (Scientists call for research on climate link to geological hazards ). One of the theories put forward is that the huge amounts of volcanic ash being belched out and projectile vomited into the upper atmosphere are nature’s way of stopping heat reaching the earth’s surface and causing more global warming.

This is on a par with the theory floated when the Large Hadron Collider kept breaking down that the future was reaching back into the present and sabotaging it which became known as the ‘some poor deluded fool has been taking Dr. Who a tad too literally’ theory.

Just think though, after years of telling us Gaia theory was just the incoherent babbling of spaced out hippies are these scientists really trying to jump on a bandwagon that is obviously gathering momentum the way they did when after sneering at climate change warnings for twenty years they suddenly jumped on the band wagon as soon as they thought there were research grants, awards, book deals, fame and glory to be had.

When you look at it like that climate scientists make used car salesmen look like paragons of moral rectitude.

Either that or these people are further out of touch with reality than Scientologists.

For the sake of balance we must report that Islamic Teologists in Iran have blamed scantily clad women for the recent spate of seismic activity and weather related catastrophes. So, the earth goddess Gaia and Lady Gaga, its six of one and half a dozen of the other.

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Climate Change Evangelists: Own A Fragment Of The True Hockey Stick.

Alert readers may have noticed we at Boggart Blog take delight in excoriating a certain kind of scientist. It is not all scientists we ridicule, just those who insist on behaving as if science, like some oppressive religion is beyond question and doubt. If people insist on claiming science is sacrosanct and to question it is heresy they must accept being treated as religious funny mentalists.

NB Excoriate is Boggart Blog’s word of the month. We have previously not drawn your attention to our words of the month, not even Solipsism last December although it was a cracker, but recently a magazine that supports the agenda of the Politically Correct Thought Police published a “good writing guide” in which, apart from denouncing commas, semi colons and exclamation marks as abominations it excoriated writers who use biggish words in properly constructed sentences and pay attention to the meaning of what they write. Such things are reactionary and anti – progressive they said.

At our next editorial meeting we decided to resist the march of the Politically Correct Thought Police and the “progressive humanists” who support them, (these control freaks always describe themselves as progressive though stripping people of the power to think for themselves can hardly be described as progress.) We particularly want to irritate people like the boy scientist who recently told us “the scientific way of knowing is the only way of knowing.” One might well respond to that by saying “The scientific way of being a twat is the only way of being a twat.”

The new religion of omnipotent, omniscient and ineffable (especially by inarticulate scientists) science is gaining many adherents particularly among the evil nazi control freaks politicians who guide the destiny of nations. These people are getting closer and closer to declaring any questioning of or lack of belief in Anthropogenic Global Warming, the sanctum sanctorum of modern science, a grand felony and upgrading the minor misdemeanour of thinking for oneself a capital offence.

The religion of science and particularly the cult of Climate Change Science looks set to follow the medieval Catholic Church in enforcing belief so ruthlessly people will be competing to show their devotion lest they be denounced as doubters or less than fully committed to the cause.

Such an atmosphere creates entrepreneurial opportunities for religiously self interested businesses.

After extortion, kidnapping for ransom, rapine and plunder and cracking people over the head with one of those spiked iron balls and stealing their valuables the biggest industry in the medieval warm period era of religious oppression was selling holy relics.

All over Europe the trade in genuine Holy Relics flourished to such an extent that documentary evidence shows Jesus had fourteen foreskins (three of which still exist) and Saint Augustine had over a hundred fingers.

The greatest treasure of all however was a fragment of the true cross. If all the fragments of the true cross in all the churches in Christendom were assembled in one place it would prove The Son Of God was crucified on a small forest.

What has this to do with excoriating the Hierophants The Cult Of Climate Change Science? you might well ask. Anyone who knows history will know that after the oppression of free thought the church fragmented into a thousand warring cults because there was no tangible and unifying symbol of faith. The cross had its origins in Hinduism, the foreskins (not to be confused with the neo –nazi punk band The Four Skins) were mostly lost but could have been anybody’s, the transubstantiation of communion bread and wine in the communicant’s mouth was an abstract idea, it tasted like bread and wine and everyone knew the Christmas Lights were pagan.

Here, thanks to this exclusive Boggart Blog reader offer the followers of the God AGW and the cult of Climate Change can help preserve a tangible symbol of their faith. If you believe Carbon is Satan and all the carbon in the world should be purged of evil by being turned into statues of St. Michael Mann and Maharishi Rajendra Pachauri act now.

The sacred symbol of the Climate Change cult of Lord AGW is the hockey stick. You may recall from reading the scripture that after the anomaly of The Medieval Warm Period was discredited by the discovery of a bog oak preserved in a peat bog for several centuries showed the tree rings during the alleged warm period indicated less than normal growth when in warm weather more growth would be expected there was less growth (medieval trees were not scientifically advanced enough to know that in hot, dry weather they are not supposed to grow.) Once St. Michael Mann understood this message from their God the sacred hockey stick manifested itself of a piece of graph paper.

It was a clear sign of the will of Lord AGW; St. Michael Mann and Maharishi Rajendrea Pachauri caused a hockey stick to be fashioned from the bog oak that had been God’s messenger. It was to be erected in the Church of Cap And Trade in the United Nations Plaza.

Sadly the True Hockey Stick was stolen by fanatical freethinkers in an operation known as Climategate and smashed into fragments by followers of a cult dedicated to letting nature take its course. Without a sacred symbol on which to focus their belief the AGW cult that had claimed to be the only hope of humankind fell into disarray.

If you are a true believer in Cap And Trade and the Lord God AGW and you are prepared to sacrifice 95% of your personal wealth, your reputation and your sanity to own a fragment of the True Hockey Stick act now. Send details of your bank account along with your PIN number to Boggart Blog (Crazy Religions Department) Pismire Moss, The North Of England.

We regret that we cannot show you a photograph of the True Hockey Stick fragment you will own, the ancient timber is too fragile to be exposed to photographic lighting. This does have an advantage however in that sceptics and unbelievers will not be able to erode your faith by pointing out the sacred fragment looks like a cocktail stick you could buy from any supermarket.

Save the Hockey Stick, save the faith.

ATTENTION CLIMATEGATE BELIEVERS. Boggart Blog is now negotiating with the Church of Climategate keepers of the True Gate. We hope to shortly be in a position to give you the chance to own a fragment of the True Gate.

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