I opened the Times this morning and thought I had come across the perfect story for a post today.
My title was going to be:-
INCESTUOUS NECROPHILIAC HOMOSEXUAL FELLATIO
because the story was about Elton John and I thought the Headline said,
DON’T LET THE SON GO DOWN ON DAD
in fact it said, DON’T LET THE SON DO DOWN DAD.
Drat, think of all the hits we would have got with those four words as tags:)
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