Lost Malaysian Aircraft Echoes LOST Television Drama?

Lost TV Show Has Plane Going Down Near Malaysia 10 Years Ago! Both 777-200ER! Indeed, oo – er missis.

It’s starting to get silly now. Not only has the Malaysian Prime Minister allegedly called in tribal witch doctors to perform mystic rituals at Kuala Lumpur airport to prevent any other Boeing 777 going astray, some people are quite sure that the LOST television drama has somehow, spookily transferred to real life. I couldn’t say, by the end of the first series of Lost I had worked out they were dead (used a very similar idea for a short story in my now out of print and probably best forgotten 1970s award winning collection) so I couldn’t be arsed any more.

Lost BTW was an American serial drama television series that predominantly followed the lives of the survivors of a plane crash on a mysterious tropical island. There, they had to negotiate an unknown monster, an unpredictable group of prior occupants, strange, other worldly island inhabitants, polar bears, and each other as they tried to survive and attract rescue. The show ran for six years with, according to the review I just cribbed from, increasingly unlikely storylines.

Here’s what people are saying:

Malaysia Flight 370 was featured in Lost 10 years ago…
-Both 777-200ER Airplanes (Lost plane does not add the ER but it would have to have been to make the transpacific flight from Sydney to LA. ER means extended range)
-The number of TV passengers is 9, Malaysia is 11!
-A fake plane in the TV show went down in Bali in the Sunda trench. This trench runs around the bottom edge of Indonesia/Malaysia.
-In the pilot episode, they talk about people looking in the wrong place and being found by the black box signal. All this is going on now with Malaysia flight 370.

(This is bollocks, the plane in Lost was en route from LA to purgatory Sydney so it should not have been anywhere near the Malay Peninsula unless they flew the wrong way round the world (in that case, no wonder it crashed)

Jay Williams
I joked with someone five days ago about how they found the missing airliner telling them that it has shown up in the new TV show Lost 2…now this. Will wonders never cease?

This latest theater of the absurd has all the earmarks of the octopus shadow government. Could this be a real life Philadelphia Experiment? For what purpose? Keep your eyes on the Ukraine, maybe even the Kremlin. Perhaps it will show up flying into Putin’s bedroom as a fire-starter for WWIII conflagration.

Matt McLean
Am I the only one who thinks that someone was trying to copycat the show? Very strange that the flight had the exact same amount of passengers, aboard the exact same aircraft, flying in almost the same air space as Oceanic Flight 815 and vanished the same way. Furthermore, the pilot failed to make any contact with the ground, within the 14 minute window he/she had to do so. I’m no aviation expert, but this sounds like foul play to me!

Bryant Oliveira
Both 777’s with similar colors and design, both had passengers of multiple nationalities, both on the Southern Pacific side of the globe. It’s been suggested that 370 may have changed course and broke apart in mid air, which obviously happened to 815. Eerie, I myself, do not believe this to be coincidence.

Phillip Piggott · Perth, Western Australia
Both flights were on Boeing 777’s.
Permutations of flight 815 = 3108 (Lost TV).
Permutations of 239 people = 3108 (flight MH 370).
Identical! What are the odds?
3108 = 777+777+777+777.
Uh oh! Boeing 777!
Permutations of flight 370 = 2220.
2220 = 555+555+555.

3108 + 2220 = 5328.
5328 = 666+666+666+666+666+666.

Revelation 13:16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: 17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. 18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.(666).

It is a matter of worship. Either you worship God through Jesus Christ or Satan through Antichrist.

There is not much time left to choose. It is your choice.
nd there we have it, cheesy TV show come to life meets The Book Of Revelations. Or perhaps you have your own theory …

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Snacktools flipbooks – Doubtful bride (erotic fiction)

Snacktools.com flipbooks (click snackflip on the front page menu) are a good way of putting or writing online and creating hooks to lead potential readers to the works we are selling.

The Doubtful Bride, a 4000 word erotic (well sex sells) short story tells of a girl who is having major doubts on the eve of her wedding. A change encounter with an old flame brings things to a climax. Or two.

Usual methods of promoting pages are available.

Doubtful Bride (v2) is a reformatted version which is more easily read than my first effort with this format.

Bloodaxe Corner (halloween fiction)

No humourous or satirical post today, just a shameless plug for my latest short fiction:

Bloodaxe Corner

This is a very short piece of fiction by my standards (although at 1100 words it is by web standards almost on a par with War and Peace) but I have never considered a 150 word anecdote “fiction”.

It is also lightweight, a bagatelle for halloween so I shal promote it here, get a few readers and then it will be forgotten.

The story cobbles together several legends including the story of a Viking warrior who haunted a road in northern England and the legend of Erik Bloodaxe’s curse, that if anybosy disturbed his grave he would rise up and kill them.

Mr Wilde’s Farewell
Beloved Succubus

Missed the Harry Potter opening. Read Boggart Blogs alternative boy wizard

If you could not make it to the opening of the new Harry Potter film, could not afford tickets or simply couldn’t be arsed there is no need to miss out altogether, you can read the adventures of Boggart Blog’s alternative boy wizard in the seven part sage Gary Trotter and the Portal Of Pleasure as it follows the boy wizard, his friends Ron Beesley and the orchidaceous Briony and the rest of the gang at Swinmemoles Academy for Young Wizards as they make the hazardous transition from childish spells and pointed hats to a far more grown up kind of magic.

Presented in seven short and easy to read instalments FGAry Trooter And The Portal Of Pleasure packs many more laughs to the page than J.K. Rowling’s stuff. Follow the links below to reasd each chapter:

Part 1 Gary Trotter and his Magic Wand Gary wishes for a magic wand and finds he had one all the time.

Part 2 : The Chamber Of Privacy Garry’s lack of experience at controlling the Magic Wand he found after his encounter with Slightly Legless Len leads to a problem for him. Fortunately the Head, Rebus Hubmlebore is sympathetic and soon finds a solution.

Part 3 : The Forest Of Mystery Helped by a zealous but stupid elf Garry finds a way to spy on his classmate Briony when he is in the girls shower. What he sees and what he learns from books stolen when he raided an Adult Buggle bookshop with the help of his cloak on inviibility only leave him more confused.

Part 4 : The Delta Of Venus Garry and had best friend Don hae fallen out over Harry’s private bedroom. Anxious to repair the rift Harry shares a magic secret with Don. Don is not as impressed as his friend had hoped however.

Part 5 : Lavender and Dragonmusk Deranged by lust Garry starts to take insane risks to be close to the object of his desire and finds he does not mind being close to classmate Briony either. His cloak of invisibility helps him achieve this aim but is he heading for trouble?

Part 6 : Garry Trotter and The Portal Of Pleasure Garry’s wild adventures under The Cloak Of Invisibility have landed him in a lot of trouble. Briony too risks expulsion from the school. Lust is the strongest of emotions though and they cannot resist sneaking away under the cloak of invisibility to be together. Little do they know their love affair will change their lives.

Part 7 : Garry Trotter and The Orders of The Penis: The poignant climax (oops, pardon!) to our tale as the lovers Garry and Briony find reality is much more magical than childish fantasies of wizards and spells.

More humour every day at Boggart Blog

and don’t forget all the other Greenteeth Multi Media pages…
Greenteeth Multi Media
Greenteeth Comedy Pages
A Tale Told By An Idiot
Ian at Authorsden

Confessions of an English Teacher (Coronation Street)

Ooer Missis, its all going on down Coronation Street.

Its time to say I think the soap opera writers just push it too far at times. All fiction requires suspension of disbelief but really lines have to be drawn.

At the moment Corrie has a storyline running that involves middle aged but OKish attractive knicker – stitcher Sally trying to better herself by getting a degree in literature (and when you consider some of the types who have degrees in literature, this is a laugh for a start.) Not being the most academically gifted knicker – stitcher in the world Sally was soon struggling with Shakespeare’s The Tempest. Now you would think a character who only exists on television would take to The Tempest, after all, fiction characters are such stuff as dreams are made of. But no, Sally did not get it, so she booked some private tuition with local English teacher John, despite the fact that she tends to fall in love with any man who talks to her in a civil way. Sure enough she only has to hear him say “thou art more lovely and more temperate” to develop a huge crush on John. But this is soapland and ‘ere long cold winds are shaking the darling buds of May. John’s girlfriend Fiz, a fellow knicker stitcher of Sally has noticed the star pupil had a crush on her man and even Sally’s dim witted hubby Kevin is starting to suspect there is something going on. You can always spot that Sally is in love with yet another middle class slime ball, she stops giving Kev his pie and chips and starts trying to make him eat cous-cous.

Meanwhile dastardly John, while teaching Sal about Shakespeare’s Darling Buds has been shaking the darling buds of Rosie, Sally’s winsome sixteen year old daughter who has also been enjoying her private lessons with John who was her techer in school. Sex pot Rosie, not the usual self – obsessed teen has actually noticed her Mum’s crush on John and has taken to ripping her outer clothes off and prancing around in Agent Provocateur undies whenever John is giving Sally one…erm…an English lesson. Sadly for Sally, young Rosie fills her bra better than her Mum ever did.

Meanwhiler, Fiz is fighting for her man and worse, the other knicker stitchers who know Sally is “no better than she ought to be,” and think she is a snob, are on Fiz’s side.

Desperate to get John’s attention focused on her once more, Sally even sprayed Kev’s pie and chips with air freshener lest the smell stimulated in John appetites other than those she planned to satisfy. This gave Kev several kinds of cancer plus grounds for divorce.

Its all went up in smoke on Bonfire night, Sally confessed her love to John, who straight away told Rosie. Soon Rosie will tell Fiz to divert suspicion from herself and everyone will tell Kev who will buy himself another meal of pie and chips. In the ensuing mayhem it will emerge that John has been boffing Rosie. Fiz, Sally and Kev will kill John, the dog Schmichel will eat Kev’s pie and chips and Fizz will develop Lesbian tendencies and eat Rose.

See what I mean? It just goes way over the top. It is pushing the limits of drama too far, stuff like that could only happen in real life.