Britain’s biggest baby has been allowed to return home after he almost died during birth because of his staggering size. His mother was exposed to a near fatal dose of gamma radiation in her first trimester while driving past GCHQ just as they were experimenting with scalar wave mind control weapons. This caused giant baby George King of Cheltenham to be born weighing 15lbs 7 ounces.
Asked how she felt after the birth Gorge’s mum Jade said, “It felt like I’d shat a bag of cement.
Since going home little George has been amusing himself by playing with the twenty – four ton truck his Dad drives for a living.
Video of George being rocked to sleep by an Olympic weight lifter: